Summary: Things get better…and they get worse, both at once. Can I multitask or what?
And I sink my preferred ’ship. Not just a little bit sunk, like ‘you sank my battleship’ sunk. More like ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’ or ‘Titanic’ sunk. No one will ever accuse me of knowing how to please an audience.
Rating: PG-13ish. I just can’t do this without using one or two naughty words.
Word Count: The complete word count is 28,843 for all seven scenes.
Comma Guy: Howard Russell
Pairing: If you were to guess ‘still none’ based on my summary, you’d be right. Love’s a… (See what I mean about the naughty words? It’s just awful.)
Disclaimer: I hate these dumb things. Why do we even bother? This is fan fiction, offered in an open forum, freely available to anyone with an Internet connection. I just keep your interest piqued while you await legitimate offerings by the franchise owners like the next comic or that spiffy new movie.
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