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My sister, who used to work for a self-publishing company, referred an author looking for an editor to me. I don't think he's calling back, so I'm going to share reason #73 to not check your personal e-mail at work:
Also I will like to know what your viewpoint is about editing a book
that
is strictly erotic content.
I was looking forward to this job. "No, sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to go home and work on some porn."
But I haven't talked to my sister since, so our next phone call agenda:
1. Happy Anniversary!
2. No, no, I don't get to edit the erotica book. Thanks for thinking of me.
3. Is your b-in-law still in the Maldives hospital with dengue, or did they move him, and what is going on. It's a reportable disease. Grrrrrr.
4. Happy first hurricane season!
Parentally, I have been informed that I will be returning to home base next weekend to work cattle. I like farming. But the family'll kill you.
Also I will like to know what your viewpoint is about editing a book
that
is strictly erotic content.
I was looking forward to this job. "No, sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to go home and work on some porn."
But I haven't talked to my sister since, so our next phone call agenda:
1. Happy Anniversary!
2. No, no, I don't get to edit the erotica book. Thanks for thinking of me.
3. Is your b-in-law still in the Maldives hospital with dengue, or did they move him, and what is going on. It's a reportable disease. Grrrrrr.
4. Happy first hurricane season!
Parentally, I have been informed that I will be returning to home base next weekend to work cattle. I like farming. But the family'll kill you.