Sharing some laughs
Because I almost wet myself laughing ...
Chad Vader
Because it made riktiktavi laugh so hard, I'll share my idea for
Things not going right at work? Mercury in Retrograde? People pissing you off left and right? NO PROBLEM. "Rent-a-Trent"(TM) works in any situation easily with people or objects! When you've had enough ... call our service and we'll send over one of our models of "Rent-a-Trent"(TM). You just let us know which model you need: "'It's Broken' Rent-a-Trent"(TM) can easily clear the area of anything not working, broken or otherwise pissing you off leaving nothing but a broken pile of rubble in his wake for your office, living space or other area of all things that are not working correctly or need to be repaired, yet you are too angry, confused, or otherwise busy to deal with repairing or dealing with the object. "Fred-Durst-is-an-A**hole" Rent-a-Trent"(TM) comes fully equipped to dole out quick-witted, matter-of-fact cut-downs and insults to your coworkers, family, or strangers when you find yourself in a situation where you are dealing with people who are pissing you off or otherwise bothering you. Most 'Rent-A-Trent' models come with a special bonus feature: Just add alcohol and watch your 'Rent-A-Trent' go from an angry person doling out your punishment to people and objects to someone possessed and ready to rumble with anyone or anything that gets in his way. This bonus feature works with all "Rent-a-Trent"(TM) models prior to 2002. Please do not attempt this feature with "Bodybuilder Rent-a-Trent"(TM) or "Emo Rent-a-Trent"(TM).
Marilyn Manson sold separately and not compatible with "Leg-One-of-Fragile-Tour Rent-a-Trent"(TM).
Chad Vader
Because it made riktiktavi laugh so hard, I'll share my idea for
Things not going right at work? Mercury in Retrograde? People pissing you off left and right? NO PROBLEM. "Rent-a-Trent"(TM) works in any situation easily with people or objects! When you've had enough ... call our service and we'll send over one of our models of "Rent-a-Trent"(TM). You just let us know which model you need: "'It's Broken' Rent-a-Trent"(TM) can easily clear the area of anything not working, broken or otherwise pissing you off leaving nothing but a broken pile of rubble in his wake for your office, living space or other area of all things that are not working correctly or need to be repaired, yet you are too angry, confused, or otherwise busy to deal with repairing or dealing with the object. "Fred-Durst-is-an-A**hole" Rent-a-Trent"(TM) comes fully equipped to dole out quick-witted, matter-of-fact cut-downs and insults to your coworkers, family, or strangers when you find yourself in a situation where you are dealing with people who are pissing you off or otherwise bothering you. Most 'Rent-A-Trent' models come with a special bonus feature: Just add alcohol and watch your 'Rent-A-Trent' go from an angry person doling out your punishment to people and objects to someone possessed and ready to rumble with anyone or anything that gets in his way. This bonus feature works with all "Rent-a-Trent"(TM) models prior to 2002. Please do not attempt this feature with "Bodybuilder Rent-a-Trent"(TM) or "Emo Rent-a-Trent"(TM).
Marilyn Manson sold separately and not compatible with "Leg-One-of-Fragile-Tour Rent-a-Trent"(TM).