Malfoys Do Not Pout 1/1
While in the middle of another story, this little idea popped into my mind...
Malfoys Do Not Pout
Rating: Any age
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Summary: Draco says he's not a baby, but Hermione begs to differ.
“Ouch! That hurts, Hermione!”
“Well, if you would stop moving, it wouldn’t hurt so much. And stop cringing like that.”
“Well, it stings! And you keep jabbing at it with that sharp needle and those tweezers. What do you expect?”
“Stop being such a baby.”
“I am not being a baby.”
“Well, you look like one with your bottom lip out so far. Hold still and let me get it out.”
“Malfoys do not pout, Granger. Guuuh! Look! You’re marring my perfect skin. Why can’t we just evanesco it out?”
“I already told you. It’s too deep in your skin. Now give me your hand back, and let me finish.”
“Hermioneeee!”
“What!?”
“It hurts! OW!”
“Hah! I got it... Oh, see, Draco, it was just a tiny little thing.”
“TINY? Look at that bloody thing! It’s a monster!”
“For such a big, tough Quidditch player you don’t take pain very well. Especially when it’s just a silly, little splinter from your broom handle.”
“Shut up, and hand me my hand lotion. I can’t risk getting a callus.”
End.
Malfoys Do Not Pout
Rating: Any age
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Summary: Draco says he's not a baby, but Hermione begs to differ.
“Ouch! That hurts, Hermione!”
“Well, if you would stop moving, it wouldn’t hurt so much. And stop cringing like that.”
“Well, it stings! And you keep jabbing at it with that sharp needle and those tweezers. What do you expect?”
“Stop being such a baby.”
“I am not being a baby.”
“Well, you look like one with your bottom lip out so far. Hold still and let me get it out.”
“Malfoys do not pout, Granger. Guuuh! Look! You’re marring my perfect skin. Why can’t we just evanesco it out?”
“I already told you. It’s too deep in your skin. Now give me your hand back, and let me finish.”
“Hermioneeee!”
“What!?”
“It hurts! OW!”
“Hah! I got it... Oh, see, Draco, it was just a tiny little thing.”
“TINY? Look at that bloody thing! It’s a monster!”
“For such a big, tough Quidditch player you don’t take pain very well. Especially when it’s just a silly, little splinter from your broom handle.”
“Shut up, and hand me my hand lotion. I can’t risk getting a callus.”
End.