There is no Green When it Comes to Envy.

Aug 08, 2005 18:07

So I'm hoping that I can get to the store tonight because I have to pick up some chocolate powder for milk to get back at Brie, who is a dumb jerk. I say that in the most loving way possible.

Esplaination:

I was sitting under our schools nice little rain keep offer thing minding my own business and eating my pure suger. (A.K.A. fun dip). When I look over and find a empty bag of Cheetos and an empty water bottle. Funny because Brie just happened to be eating and drinking those before. So of course I took it out and chunked it at her and then she threw it back at me. So to avoid this repeating a million times I just started whacking her with it. So she grabbed my full bottle and began whacking me with it. So I don't really know how or why but that ended and I went back to eating my sugar and a few minutes later there it a cold liquid being poured down my back. Guess who? So I stood up to chase her and did for literally two seconds before deciding it was too hot. So I sat back down and finished my red sugar. Brie of course snuck her way back over but I play innocent and said that I wouldn't do anything- ha! So I was eating my blue sugar that changes green and was about a third of the way finished when I walked upto Brie and dumped it on her. All over her neck and shoulders and chest.
Well I was laughin it up and extremely happy until Sappy took notice and licked it off of her neck. I don't really think I need to say more about that part.
So I sat back down to read, not as happy as I was before, and I find that it is snowing on my head and in my nose and mouth and eyes and ON MY BOOK!!!!!!! *Deep breath* and the "snow" is oddly powdering. Which makes sense since it was Gold Bond Powder, which the male drums use. Another thing I'm not going to explain.
Just so you know, I don't care what the drums say, it cools nothing down it just burns like hell.
My hair was completely white on top and I had to wash it in the bathroom sink.

You know what now that I think about it. Chocolate would be bad. I'm not using anything that taste good. For no reason at all btw.

So I'm off to ponder how to best torture Brie.
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