because
alliwantisanelf told me to post this from IM:
me: i need another person here
i'm slowly going nutz
her:some of us have extra people inside our heads. It really helps in crowded rooms
me: fuck that shit. jack sparrow's stolen the keys, i need orlando's luggage space, and either i need to not care what shape my room's in when i get back, a la viggo, or i need someone to come ship-shape it up the way i imagine karl would
her: lol! you need to post that sentence in your LJ
/that
so, seriously. if you wanna come help me pack/clean/finish the laundry/sleep/bathe/relax, come on over.