And of course he must do as his master says -- or he will be fed to the horrible monster! (I can see it now -- masses of flesh and muscle, oozing over Tarl's body... The strong, muscular tongue, already dripping...)
And what about the scenes with the fliers swooping over the deserts of Tattooine with Tarl's bound body on top, as the Jedi slices off his loincloth with his lightsabre and flings it to the crowds below?
Not Jedi - Sith!deiseachJuly 28 2007, 02:17:44 UTC
Remember Darth Maul swooping around on that flyer? Can't you just see him plucking Tarl up and soaring into the heavens with him?
And we know Maul is very handy with the light sabre, so cutting off the garment and dropping it in front of the populace while flying wouuld be no problem at all to him.
I think Tarl would like Maul, what with Maul being such a fearsome Warrior and all, I really do.
And we know Maul is very handy with the light sabre, so cutting off the garment and dropping it in front of the populace while flying wouuld be no problem at all to him.
Since Jabba was around back in the Old Days, perhaps this is actually prequel xover - and Darth Maul could challenge Jabba for his slave the way Kazrak did.
(I don't know if there's a Maul morph out there, but I wouldn't be surprised in the least. I do know that someone had been working on Klingon freebies...)
Re: Not Jedi - Sith!archangelbethJuly 28 2007, 11:42:30 UTC
Oh, you win that one, hands down! I only saw the first of the three that had Maul, so I didn't think enough of him. Though I should have, having read the slash-humor site at least a little.
Re: Not Jedi - Sith!nenya_kanadkaJuly 28 2007, 17:18:57 UTC
There only was one with Darth Maul in, I think. He wasn't too bad looking, but the red & black pointy horns didn't do much for me. Likely just up Tarl's alley, though.
And of course he must do as his master says -- or he will be fed to the horrible monster! (I can see it now -- masses of flesh and muscle, oozing over Tarl's body... The strong, muscular tongue, already dripping...)
Pardon me while I go have a lie down and giggle.
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And we know Maul is very handy with the light sabre, so cutting off the garment and dropping it in front of the populace while flying wouuld be no problem at all to him.
I think Tarl would like Maul, what with Maul being such a fearsome Warrior and all, I really do.
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Since Jabba was around back in the Old Days, perhaps this is actually prequel xover - and Darth Maul could challenge Jabba for his slave the way Kazrak did.
(I don't know if there's a Maul morph out there, but I wouldn't be surprised in the least. I do know that someone had been working on Klingon freebies...)
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