Gacked from
harbek:
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Here are mine:
1. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
2. Mark Cohen (RENT)
3. Mimi Marquez (RENT)
4. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
5. Angel Dumott Schunard (RENT)
6. Frodo Baggins (LotR)
7. Tom Collins (RENT)
8. Maureen Johnson (RENT)
9. Dean Thomas (Harry Potter)
10. Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
11. Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
12. Seamus Finnigan (Harry Potter)
1. Have you ever read Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Frodo/Zaphod? That doesn't exist... Right? And, no, I don't particularly think I'd want to read that. *cringe*
2. Do you think Four is hot?
Remus is very hot! Well, in the movie he's kind of old and frumpy looking, but the Remus in my mind is sexy. Plus, proper English werewolves are hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Seamus got Maureen pregnant their spawn would be the f'ing anti-christ. That much insanity is too much for any human.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
God, yes! I <3 Seamus/Dean! Probably something on here:
http://community.livejournal.com/deamus/ 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mark/Frodo would be interesting. I can see it, actually. Odd, but at the same time not.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Angel/Dean or Angel/Ford? Angel/Ford because... They're both odd?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Collins walked in on Mark and Seamus having sex, he'd just be glad that, A, Mark got laid and, B, Mark's finally admitted he likes cock. Mark would freak out and hurt himself and Seamus would hit on Collins.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Mimi/Ford. Damn. Don't think it's possible. PWP only. Yeah. Wow, that's fucked up.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sirius/Maureen? That would be hot. I think they'd mostly just fuck like rabbits; no time for fluff.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Love Heals" Because I'm just that boring. No, something that implies lotsa sex.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one.
Oh, God, this is too easy! Remus deflowering Sirius? Are you kidding me? Lesse... I'd have him be Moony. Moony wants Padfoot. Yay. (Yes, that means animal!sex)
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yeah, like, half of my friends list reads Collins slash.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't care about Mimi's love life. If anyone on my f'list does I don't care.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mark/Remus/Angel? No, but that's kinda hot.
16. What Might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?
Ford would probably yell something weird like "Buttons!". Or Arthur's name.
17. If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?
The Lady is a Tramp
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sirius/Frodo/Seamus. Foot!sex, cross-species, chan, bestiality.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Mark & Ford. "What d'you say we go back to my place and film something? *wink*"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Angel? Probably sometime today.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Bondage. Why? Hell if I know, I just think Frodo'd like bondage. Little sadistic hoppit. *pets*
22. Would Eleven Shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Zaphod would shag ANYTHING, drunk OR sober. Dunno how Dean would react, though.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Mimi. It'd be rape. Leave me alone.
24. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy, affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who would read it. Name one person who should write it.
Sirius and Dean are in a happy relationship until Dean suddenly runs off with Remus. Sirius, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Zaphod (that WOULD be hot!) and a brief, unhappy, affair with Seamus, then follows the wise advice of Angel and finds true love with Mimi.
I would call it "Sarah the Snowball Goes to Hell".