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1. Leave me a casual comment of no particular significance, like a lyric to your current favorite song, your favorite kind of sandwich, or maybe your favorite game. Any remark, meaningless or not.
2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in your own post.
5. When others respond with a desultory comment, you will ask them five questions.
1. What's your favorite joke.
I doubt I've heard my absolute favorite yet, but so far, I love this one.
A man and his son are driving down the road when they stop at a convenient store for gas and cigarettes.
"Dad, I'm 18 now. Can I have a cigarette?," the boy asks.
"Son, can your dick touch your ass?" replies the father.
"No."
"When your dick touches your ass, I'll buy you a whole carton of these. Until then..."
So they continue to drive on. Down the road, they stop again, this time for beer.
"Dad, I'm really really thirsty. Can I please have one of those?"
"Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No, Dad, I've been trying but I really can't get my dick to touch my ass."
"When your dick touches your ass, I'll buy you a keg and we'll drink it down together. Until then..."
So they drive on. A little ways down the road, the son buys a lottery ticket. He scratches it off to find he's won A MILLION DOLLARS.
"Hey, son, you think we can share that?", his father asks.
"Hey, Dad, can your dick touch your ass?", replies the son.
"Of course."
"Then go fuck yourself."
LMAO.
2. It's 3:30 a.m. you're at a 24 hour restaurant, what do you order?
PANCAKES. Or something with chicken. One of the two :)
3. What song have you listened to the most in the last week?
Lemme check. *opens iTunes* Tie. Dead Lover's Lane and You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
4. It's late around town, you're hanging with friends, what do you do?
Go hang at a diner and fuck with the patrons and each other. But usually, nothing really, we just sit at my house or wander the streets, teasing each other mercilessly, throwing things at each other, wrestling, and generally making public nuisances of ourselves XD.
5. If you're dressing up for Halloween this year what are you going to be? If you're not, what would you be?
I'm trying to be the Coffin Queen, but idk if Grandma will splurge for the dress. Me, I'm buying the cape. :)
*muah* There ya go, Fizz, darling :)
*Stolen from
elterriblefizzy*
2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in your own post.
5. When others respond with a desultory comment, you will ask them five questions.
1. What's your favorite joke.
I doubt I've heard my absolute favorite yet, but so far, I love this one.
A man and his son are driving down the road when they stop at a convenient store for gas and cigarettes.
"Dad, I'm 18 now. Can I have a cigarette?," the boy asks.
"Son, can your dick touch your ass?" replies the father.
"No."
"When your dick touches your ass, I'll buy you a whole carton of these. Until then..."
So they continue to drive on. Down the road, they stop again, this time for beer.
"Dad, I'm really really thirsty. Can I please have one of those?"
"Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No, Dad, I've been trying but I really can't get my dick to touch my ass."
"When your dick touches your ass, I'll buy you a keg and we'll drink it down together. Until then..."
So they drive on. A little ways down the road, the son buys a lottery ticket. He scratches it off to find he's won A MILLION DOLLARS.
"Hey, son, you think we can share that?", his father asks.
"Hey, Dad, can your dick touch your ass?", replies the son.
"Of course."
"Then go fuck yourself."
LMAO.
2. It's 3:30 a.m. you're at a 24 hour restaurant, what do you order?
PANCAKES. Or something with chicken. One of the two :)
3. What song have you listened to the most in the last week?
Lemme check. *opens iTunes* Tie. Dead Lover's Lane and You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
4. It's late around town, you're hanging with friends, what do you do?
Go hang at a diner and fuck with the patrons and each other. But usually, nothing really, we just sit at my house or wander the streets, teasing each other mercilessly, throwing things at each other, wrestling, and generally making public nuisances of ourselves XD.
5. If you're dressing up for Halloween this year what are you going to be? If you're not, what would you be?
I'm trying to be the Coffin Queen, but idk if Grandma will splurge for the dress. Me, I'm buying the cape. :)
*muah* There ya go, Fizz, darling :)
*Stolen from
elterriblefizzy*