Moar meme tiemz!
Stolen from the ever lovely 616poisongirl
1 John Cena
2 AJ Styles
3 Shawn Michaels
4 Daniel Bryan
5 Chris Sabin
6 Triple H
7 Randy Orton
8 Chris Jericho
9 Matt Hardy
10 Jeff Hardy
11 Ted DiBiase Jr
12 Christian
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Oh massively so. I can't think of many more brazen exhibitionists in the biz and I've actually written a voyeur fic about him so yeah, I think he's got that kinda kink about him ;)
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
Randy. He pwns Teddy and Teddy loves that but he won't admit it. I also get the feeling he'd bottom to Miz too :S
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
OMG Shawn or Sabin. This is not going to be an easy call. I... well... its gotta be Shawn. I'd just have to. Really, that is one experience it would be wrong to miss out on.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Yeah. BDBDD or Cena? Like this is even a question. Cenation baby!!
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Christian and AJ *wipes epic drool*
"I'm... I'm not sure about this...."
"AJ, you wanted to take more chances, spice things up a little."
"Yeah, I know but... on a plane? Someone might hear and then we'll get-"
"Your pants are around your ankles and now you decide to worry?"
"I'm not saying I don't wanna, just maybe we should stop short of the whole way?"
"I never knew I was getting a 16-year old virgin into the bargain when I let you talk me into being your boyfri-"
"Jay, what the heck is that in your hand?"
"Shhhh... its just a little something to make it easier to get to fourth base!"
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Hmmm. I wouldn't pay a lot for them, I've seen some fakes of Teddy naked which make it look like an interesting concept though ;)
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Chris Sabin and Matt Hardy? I reckon they'd be a drunken hotel room fuck for sure. And it'd be me or DK - I think that's about it.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Ohhhh Christian, he thinks about Edge. Its his dirty little secret and his go-to fantasy when he can't get to sleep at night in foreign hotel bedrooms :D
What is 11's favourite sex toy?
Teddy? A bullet vibrator that he has placed somewhere at the back of his balls ;)
Come up with a title and summary for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Christian/Randy/John
Title: Take Me Home, Country Roads
Summary: Randy and John offer different kinds of ride to Christian who's been left behind as revenge for his latest practical joke.
Warnings: Stupidity, nudity, comedy and slashicity.
I would read it, and I definitely now want to write it :D
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
AJ and Triple H? Oh its got to be AJ. My top dom would only ever get tied up by one other guy and its deffo not AJ!!
As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Randy and Chris Sabin. Wow. Erm, I think Randy would want to fuck Chris while he was really high, like, crazy out of it, maybe being slightly rougher than usual or getting some honest answers out of Chris during the act ;)
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Daniel Bryan and Christian - Vegan chocolate mousse and organic maple syrup *does more drooling*
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Jericho and Bryan - my god its gotta be Jericho. He's the best in the world at being in love too dontcha know!
Which fetish is 9 likely to indulge?
Matty loves pain and humilation - the darker end of the spectrum <3
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Jericho in my bed would be terrifying. I have an image of him leaning against the headboard with that twisted little smirk on his face. It'd be like finding the devil in there! I don't think Mr Sabin would be that bothered if he found Chris in there - he'd probably want someone to pass him the Grey Goose bottle to chug on and then get some guitar going on while Chris had a rawk-wail for himself :)
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Jeffy and Daniel Bryan - they wouldn't say that they both like dressing up, the freakier the better. Jeff wants to wear vintage punk bondage gear ala John Lydon and DBDDB wants to wear anime/comic book costumes or sometimes foray into lingerie. Two more crazy liberated thinkers you'll never meet in this fandom.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
How did I know that putting them one after the other would result in them occurring together hmmm? It would be a chain design around his wrist and would have Matt's name and date of birth etched onto the chains along with his and that of their mum and dad.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
AJ Styles writes Teddy/John/Triple H - now thats epic lulz right there!
Summary: There's these three guys and they're all real nice guys. They meet and well, you might wanna turn away now but, they're gonna have sex with each other. I don't mean to offend anyone so I'm warning you now. But its real hot and kinda spicy with there bein' three of 'em an' all.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
AJ dressed like that is frankly not gonna happen unless its for a bet or a dare and I'm sure its something Y2J would've put him up to so I'm sure he'd be sat in hysterics at the rather humiliated and embarrassed looking southerner before him ;)
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
(9)Matt Hardy and (1)John Cena are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Jericho walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)Jericho joins in, first paging (3)Shawn, who's in the middle of fucking (5)Chris Sabin into the mattress. (3)Shawn abandons (5)Sabin on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Sabin, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Daniel Bryan attempts to rescue him. But (5)Sabin will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Jeff Hardy is one of his regular clients.
Now do it, post it and enjoy it <3
1 John Cena
2 AJ Styles
3 Shawn Michaels
4 Daniel Bryan
5 Chris Sabin
6 Triple H
7 Randy Orton
8 Chris Jericho
9 Matt Hardy
10 Jeff Hardy
11 Ted DiBiase Jr
12 Christian
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Oh massively so. I can't think of many more brazen exhibitionists in the biz and I've actually written a voyeur fic about him so yeah, I think he's got that kinda kink about him ;)
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
Randy. He pwns Teddy and Teddy loves that but he won't admit it. I also get the feeling he'd bottom to Miz too :S
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
OMG Shawn or Sabin. This is not going to be an easy call. I... well... its gotta be Shawn. I'd just have to. Really, that is one experience it would be wrong to miss out on.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Yeah. BDBDD or Cena? Like this is even a question. Cenation baby!!
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Christian and AJ *wipes epic drool*
"I'm... I'm not sure about this...."
"AJ, you wanted to take more chances, spice things up a little."
"Yeah, I know but... on a plane? Someone might hear and then we'll get-"
"Your pants are around your ankles and now you decide to worry?"
"I'm not saying I don't wanna, just maybe we should stop short of the whole way?"
"I never knew I was getting a 16-year old virgin into the bargain when I let you talk me into being your boyfri-"
"Jay, what the heck is that in your hand?"
"Shhhh... its just a little something to make it easier to get to fourth base!"
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Hmmm. I wouldn't pay a lot for them, I've seen some fakes of Teddy naked which make it look like an interesting concept though ;)
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Chris Sabin and Matt Hardy? I reckon they'd be a drunken hotel room fuck for sure. And it'd be me or DK - I think that's about it.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Ohhhh Christian, he thinks about Edge. Its his dirty little secret and his go-to fantasy when he can't get to sleep at night in foreign hotel bedrooms :D
What is 11's favourite sex toy?
Teddy? A bullet vibrator that he has placed somewhere at the back of his balls ;)
Come up with a title and summary for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Christian/Randy/John
Title: Take Me Home, Country Roads
Summary: Randy and John offer different kinds of ride to Christian who's been left behind as revenge for his latest practical joke.
Warnings: Stupidity, nudity, comedy and slashicity.
I would read it, and I definitely now want to write it :D
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
AJ and Triple H? Oh its got to be AJ. My top dom would only ever get tied up by one other guy and its deffo not AJ!!
As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Randy and Chris Sabin. Wow. Erm, I think Randy would want to fuck Chris while he was really high, like, crazy out of it, maybe being slightly rougher than usual or getting some honest answers out of Chris during the act ;)
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Daniel Bryan and Christian - Vegan chocolate mousse and organic maple syrup *does more drooling*
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Jericho and Bryan - my god its gotta be Jericho. He's the best in the world at being in love too dontcha know!
Which fetish is 9 likely to indulge?
Matty loves pain and humilation - the darker end of the spectrum <3
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Jericho in my bed would be terrifying. I have an image of him leaning against the headboard with that twisted little smirk on his face. It'd be like finding the devil in there! I don't think Mr Sabin would be that bothered if he found Chris in there - he'd probably want someone to pass him the Grey Goose bottle to chug on and then get some guitar going on while Chris had a rawk-wail for himself :)
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Jeffy and Daniel Bryan - they wouldn't say that they both like dressing up, the freakier the better. Jeff wants to wear vintage punk bondage gear ala John Lydon and DBDDB wants to wear anime/comic book costumes or sometimes foray into lingerie. Two more crazy liberated thinkers you'll never meet in this fandom.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
How did I know that putting them one after the other would result in them occurring together hmmm? It would be a chain design around his wrist and would have Matt's name and date of birth etched onto the chains along with his and that of their mum and dad.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
AJ Styles writes Teddy/John/Triple H - now thats epic lulz right there!
Summary: There's these three guys and they're all real nice guys. They meet and well, you might wanna turn away now but, they're gonna have sex with each other. I don't mean to offend anyone so I'm warning you now. But its real hot and kinda spicy with there bein' three of 'em an' all.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
AJ dressed like that is frankly not gonna happen unless its for a bet or a dare and I'm sure its something Y2J would've put him up to so I'm sure he'd be sat in hysterics at the rather humiliated and embarrassed looking southerner before him ;)
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
(9)Matt Hardy and (1)John Cena are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Jericho walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)Jericho joins in, first paging (3)Shawn, who's in the middle of fucking (5)Chris Sabin into the mattress. (3)Shawn abandons (5)Sabin on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Sabin, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Daniel Bryan attempts to rescue him. But (5)Sabin will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Jeff Hardy is one of his regular clients.
Now do it, post it and enjoy it <3