"The Way to a Man's Heart" by tweedle_ for frisbyg - Lotrips Slasha Baby fic

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Author: tweedle_
Title: The Way to a Man's Heart
Recipient: frisbyg
Pairing: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Karl Urban, Elijah Wood, Sean Bean.
Rating: PG13
Summary: Orlando does some baking.
Notes: An off the wall AU with some of my favourite guys. Hope you enjoy.
Post-reveal Notes: Many thanks to ismenin and itstonedme for their encouragement, honest feedback

Comments

[bluegerl]

Couldn't get all my LMAO icons up at once. Orlando - you are a GEM! A PEARL! A cup of Nigella's frosting in the fridge for later

[tweedle_]

You cannot believe how much you have made me smile. Thank you for your lovely comments. I feel like I have a partner in crime. :D

[bluegerl]

Any time you want a partner in this sort of delightful caper... count me IN! It really was so funny... and I've always thought Nigella was soooooooo sexy with her spoon licking, and the way she sucks her finger and looks sideways at the camera(man?). I wonder if they share the goodies after her programmes? teehee... Thanks so much for the marvellous story. DO some more!!!! Loves, laughing, Looloo.

[tweedle_]

I think gay men would heartily approve of Nigella. :D I love to laugh to and there's a little comm I started to celebrate the more humourous side of the lotr fandom. You might enjoy it and anyone and everyone is free to contribute with anything and everything, though it's been sadly neglected of late. I like having the funnies to hand when I need them. lotr-glee

Heh. Or if you can stomach more orlijah you can check out the sticky at the front of my journal. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. ;)

[angiepen]

LOL! Okay, this was great. :D Short and funny, great use of the theme, good caricatures but not over the top. Hee!

Angie

PS -- Alton Brown rules. ;D Or on the other side of the pond, the Two Fat ladies; theirs is one of the only two watch-us-make-these-recipes shows I've ever been able to enjoy watching, the other being Marcel Desaulniers's Death by Chocolate, which is self-explanatory. [grin]

[tweedle_]

*g* I'm very glad you enjoyed it. And thank you for the encouraging critique. It's great to know that all bits end up as a whole. Thank you.

I had to google Alton Brown. I've been this side of the pond too long. :)

[shegollum]

This is such fun!! I love the caricatures of Viggo and Ian and most especially Sean. *snicker* And the thought of Karl 'doing' for anyone is a happy thing. But yes, it needed to be Elijah, didn't it? I love the Martha diss, too. And Nigella really does have great boobs.

'Too small,' he confirms. He'd normally throw something that size back in. Or use it as bait to attract something bigger. 'But,' Orlando has to admit, 'he did have encouragingly large feet.' *G*

I've got a big grin on my face and it's all because of you!

[tweedle_]

I've got a pretty big grin on my face too. lol. I'm so glad you enjoyed it and thank you for your lovely comments. *hugs*

[kissing_athelas]

This was really funny! What a great gift. :D

[tweedle_]

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :)

[itstonedme]

Endearments? So soon?

Orlando makes a short involuntary retch.

Orlando's breath is once again minty fresh.

Hilarious, all. Thanks for letting a naked Elijah in a white bib apron be the lasting image.

[tweedle_]

Hugs you to bits. You are so welcome. :D Thanks for your kind comments and all your help and support and for putting up with my whinging. ;)