For tarlwen: John Rhys-Davies Does The Gay Thing

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Title: John Rhys-Davies Does The Gay Thing
Recipient: tarlwen (Miriam)
Author: *koulagirl
Pairing: John Rhys-Davies/Sir Ian, John Rhys-Davies/Craig Parker, Sean Bean/Billy Boyd (all implied)
Rating: m15

Comments

[stormatdusk]

he's suspicious that members of the cast are getting on too well

the dignity and stateliness of Sir Ian's behaviour shines through even the wickedest of statements

seeing it makes that glow turn cold inside him

he has to act when the cameras are off

very intriguing and more than a little heartbreaking. this feels very real. well done.

[koulagirl666]

thank you!!

[slashfairy]

As the only primary Dwarf, he had the opportunity to observe more than participate in the dynamics within the members of each little subdivision of the cast; he sat with the wizards and talked of things the younger people would never have the opportunity to experience in this modern time, but he watched.

and

The way Sir Ian's eyes seem to twinkle and dance as he laughs intrigues him, too, in some purely aesthetic way he'd never considered possible prior to now. It's not just professional appreciation or an idle remarking on some physical trait, either; he looks for it and when he sees it, he feels warm inside.

Brilliant observations, and sound like him, his voice.

[koulagirl666]

Thank you!! =) I saw him in another movie (In the Name of the King) and something about his voice just caught in my head - I'm glad that came out without getting mixed up. =)

[alliwantisanelf]

It really DOES sound like him! The way the phrasing sounds, and the rhythm of the speech. Nice work!

Craig's the perfect one to give the ride home to.... *g*

[koulagirl666]

Thank you!! I've never written him before so I am so relieved that all you nice people think it sounds right.

He is... you can imagine him being polite and gentle, even if nothing happens. ;)

[tarlwen]

I can only second the notion that it sounds like the man himself. And becoming "fashionably homosexual" sounds like a truly logical conclusion. *g*

As a Parkers-Shipper, I'd love to know what Mark thinks about that ride, though *gg*

Thank you!

[koulagirl666]

Well, it is logical, when everyone else is actually homosexual or enjoying a fling anyway.

I'm fairly sure Craig let JRD down gently and gave him a few pointers, so Mark should have nothing to worry about unless he has an exhibitionist streak. ;)

You're welcome. =)

[msilverstar]

This is fabulous crack, makes me giggle guiltily as poor John longs for company. Great voice, great details, and just a lot of fun.

[koulagirl666]

Thank you!!! There's no need to feel guilty about giggling, though; even he seems to think it's a bit ridiculous. ;)