Title: Operation: Talent show
Author: -points to self- me! Jinx!
Chapter: One
Pairing: David/Chuck (eventualy), Sebastien/Billy, little bit of David/Pattrick
disclaimer: The usual, don't know, don't own, never happened. You know the drill.
Rating: uhhhhh dunno
Summary: For one group of boys, this years warped tour was going to be a roller coaster ride, one that they will never forget.
Chuck's p.o.v
I woke with a start as i felt something hit my face. Sitting up and opening my eyes I realized it was flour. I dusted it of as best I could and jumped ot of my bunk, just about ready to explode.
"PIERRE! DAVID! I'M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
I stormed about the tour bus looking for the two little punks, ready to kick their ass. As I stopped to catch my breath, I heard giggling and a 'shh he'll hear you' coming from the bathroom. I yanked open the door and glared at the giggling pair, as soon as they saw me they shut up and much to my surprise, looked a little scared.
"What....Do you two think you are doing?!?!?!"
Pierre slowly got to his feet, dragging the frightened bassist up with him.
"Sorry Chuck, we were just...." he started, trying to suppress giggles
"Pierre made me do it!" David exclaimed before going back to his hiding place which was ducking down behind Pierre
"aww come on dude! it was a joke! we were only antiquing!"
"What the fuck!? where did you two find out about antiquing!?"
David slid out of his hiding place, trying to explain
"We were watching Jackass and well..... Bam went around antiquing his crew and Pierre said we should do that 'cause it looks like fun and I said no 'cause Chuck is the only one asleep! I tried to stop him Chuck! I did! He made me do it! and I didn't want to! but he made me!"
Seeing David spaz out so much was kinda funny but it also made me feel kind of bad, he looked so cute pouting and his eyes all glossy and.....wait a minute! WHAT THE FUCK! i just called David CUTE! what the hell! i'm not gay!. I shook the though out of my head and looked back at David, who was almost in tears. I sighed and pulled him in for a hug, Him clinging to me.
"Look Dave, i'm sorry I scared you and all. You know how cranky I get when i've just woken up and doing it with a face full of powder-"
"It was flour"
"with a face full of flour didn't really improve my mood any"
David sniffed and buried his head further into my neck, god he can act like such a kid sometimes. I wasn't all that bad, not bad enough to get him like this, but this IS David we're talking about, He gets sad whenever there are no skittles in HIS special candy draw, because HE left them in his bunk. I puled him closer to me and sighed again, I'll have to do something to get him to stop. Just as I was about to suggest we go play some checkers (which for some reason he LOVES but everybody but me refuses to play with him. What can I say I guess i've got a weak spot for the kid) Pierre erupts with laughter, falling to the floor and rolling around.
"oh haha my haha god! hahahahaha you two make SUCH a cute couple tell me Chuckles, whens the wedding?!"
I let go of David and dragged Pierre up off the floor and pushed him against the wall
"Right now Bouvier, you are not in my good books. Laughing whilst I am trying to comfort a friend is not helping you, I suggest you shut the hell up and leave me alone, cause I might do something I regret"
"Like what? Kiss me? Ooh I don't think David would like that"
I let him go and he fell to the floor, still laughing. I hate it when He's like this. Pierre Bouvier is one of the sweetest, greatest guys your likely to meet, IF you catch him acting like that. Usually he's like this, annoying and obnoxious. Don't get me wrong Pierre is like a brother to me and I love him but fuck! I hate it when he gets like this.
I stormed away from his shaking form and went to the kitchen area (which really is nothing like a real kitchen but there you go) Sitting at the table and burying my head in my hands. Its only 12:38 and I have already lost it, what else is gunna happen today.