Holy Prostate Batman! 6/?
Holy Prostate Batman! 6/?
Author: slash_freak_oz
Beta: amaphone & bigfish05 but any mistakes are mine.
Rating: PG - NC17
Pairing: Jensen/OMC, Jared/Jensen, Mike/Tom and Jensen/Justin.
Summary: (Set during Smallville season 4) Jensen has a night he’ll never forget, Batman took his ass cherry! Stumbling through life as a bisexual (only close friends know), he finds out that his secret TV crush (only his sister knows) will be his co-star…How will he cope?
Disclaimer: I’ve known them all since they were knee high to a grasshopper….and I’m also full of shit!! :D
A/N ~ Okay so ya'll know that this chapter took forever to do.... it's the boys FINALLY meeting *hears the crowd cheer* yeah I know bout time... stupid RL kept fucking trying to kick me down and to stay down but *gives small smile* I'm not gonna give up just yet.
It's shorter than previous chapters... I'd like to blame RL but since this is my first fanfic, I'm still learning and it was hard to write them... so I hope I did an ok job. Feedback is awesome and please comment on what you'd like to see coming up in the story! Might help me move it along LOL
Chapter 5
The phone ringing next to the bed woke Jensen, who fell out of bed when he tried to grab it from his bedside table. Groaning from the pain coming from his shoulder, he sat up and picked up answering.
“Hello…”
“Morning Jensen. Eric here, did I call at a bad time?” he said thoughtfully, though he probably heard the pain in Jensen’s voice when he answered.
“Nah it’s cool just… kinda fell out of bed” Jensen answered sheepishly.
Eric gave a short laugh and spoke “Not a morning person?”
Jensen winced a little “Not really, kinda depends on when I go to bed though, if I go to bed early enough it’s better and coffee is always awesome too”
Eric laughed again and said “Well how about you get up and get dressed or whatever you do and then grab some coffee before you come in. The only thing is I want to see you read for Dean. This other guy I have would be great for Sam and I can see you as Dean but paired up together… well that why I want you to come in and read together, how’s that sound?”
Jensen sat there astounded. He wanted Dean from the start but did many a audition for Sam and some other guy came in and took it. He grinned against the phone cradled against his ear “Sure thing. What time?”
“Eleven okay for you?”
Jensen glanced at his clock and saw it was after nine “Sure thing. See you then Eric” then hung up.
Standing up, Jensen walked out to the kitchen and started his coffee machine and went to have a shower. He could feel the thrum of excitement through his body as steam filled the bathroom. He stripped and climbed in, stepping under the spray, water cascading down his body. Rubbing shampoo through his short hair while trying to remember some of Dean’s lines. He made the shower a quick one, getting out and drying off before getting dressed in jeans and a shirt. He sat down on the edge of his bed pulling on socks before heading out to the kitchen to make his coffee.
Sitting down at the table he took long gulps of his black coffee as he pulled the script in front of himself, browsing through Dean’s lines. He had 2 more cups of coffee as he practiced Dean’s lines and gotten himself into Dean’s head before he glance at the clock noticing it was 10.30. He put his empty cup on the sink and went to get his wallet, phone, keys and script as he toed on his boots before heading out the door, locking it behind him. He got into his car, checking both ways before pulling out heading for the offices which held his previous auditions.
At a stop light, he flicked on the radio to help calm his nerves. He sighed at the songs currently playing on his favourite radio station, so he put on his CD player and started listening to Jack Johnson, his fingers tapping along with the tune against the steering wheel. His thoughts drifted from the music as traffic started moving. He wondered who the other guy he would be testing against in the audition. He smirked to himself, thinking about some of the assholes who he could be paired up with if the show got picked up. ‘There could be worse people to work with, besides I don’t have to be best friends with them’ He bit his lip hoping the guy would be at least okay to work with as he pulled into a spot out the front. He grabbed the script, while putting his keys, wallet and phone in his pockets as he got out of his car, locking it quickly before going inside. His phone rang as he entered the elevator. Pressing the floor button then his phone button he answered with a rushed “Hello”
“I haven’t heard from you in… in like forever!”
Jensen grinned hearing his sister’s exaggerated whine “Sorry Mac. Been busy doing auditions and caught up with Chris and Steve a couple of times during the week. Steve even got me singing back up on a few songs on his album, so you have to go buy it to hear my awesome voice”
Mac laughed and said “I’d still buy it even if you weren’t on there, Steve rocks. How’s the auditions going anyway?”
“I’m actually on my way into one now and guess what?”
Mac chuckled at Jensen’s excited voice “It’s your last audition? I don’t know, I hate guessing”
“I’m auditioning for Dean”
Mac’s loud screams for joy made him move his phone away from his ear. The elevator doors opened and he said “Calm down, I haven’t got it yet”
“How did this happen?”
“They found someone that suits Sam better and wanted me to test against him as Dean. Pretty sweet huh?”
“I’ll say, so who is it?” Mac’s curious voice asked.
“No idea, think I’m gonna find out in a second…” Jensen started to say as he walked around the corner and froze when he saw a tall brunette in a chair, reading what looked like a script on the other side of the room. He ducked back around the corner and muttered “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!”
“What?”
Jensen ignored his sister’s question and kept muttering as he paced back and forth “First Mike and Tom, then Sophia says I should get over it and just meet him, Chris thinks I’m a goddamn pussy and Steve just laughs at me. Does everyone want us to meet so badly?”
“WHO IS IT???” Mac voice screeched, not enjoying being ignored while Jensen goes off talking to himself, making her curiosity spark brightly within herself.
“Let’s just say I’m finally gonna meet him Mac”
Mac was unusually quiet for a moment and said “You’re finally gonna meet Jared?”
“Yep”
“So he’s obviously there to play Sam?”
“Yep”
“Jen! This is like fate or destiny or something like that”
Jensen snorted out loud at his sister’s ramblings and said “Yeah sure, whatever you say Mac”
“Ohh shush Jen. Okay, so I want you to go in there and forget about Jared, but if he talks to you be polite, I want you to focus on the script because after you nail that, which I know you will, you can get to know him then, right?”
Jensen nodded and walked to the corner, peeking around and saw Jared sitting up and stretching his long legs out in front of himself “Right, focus on acting and not Jared!” mentally chanting it in his head after saying it out loud.
“Got get the audition then you can freak out about Jared. Good luck and love you” she said “Ring me afterwards, I wanna know everything”
“Sure thing Mac, love you too” he said walking around the corner and hung up. Taking a deep breath he took a seat across from Jared and opened his script, scanning through Dean’s lines one last time.
“Hey”
Jensen froze and glanced up. Jared was leaning on his knees with the script rolled up between his hands, smiling shyly at Jensen.
“Hey”
“So where is everyone?”
“I think it’s just us”
Jared grinned sitting back in his chair “Cool. Oh I’m Jared”
Jensen nodded, giving him a small smile thinking Oh I so know who you and I so don’t want you to know that “Jensen”
Jared cocked his head to the side and stared at him for a second longer then slapped a hand to his knee “Now I know where I’ve seen you before. You work with my buddy Tom on Smallville. I didn’t get to meet you properly at Mike’s party awhile ago”
Jensen inwardly cringed and said “Really? Sorry about that, I wasn’t at my best when I crashed upstairs”
“Yeah Sophia told me about Chad. Sorry he was such an ass to you too”
Jensen waved a hand as if to say it’s cool “No worries. He’s just lucky I didn’t hit him back. Though Soph gave me the go ahead if it happens again”
Jared laughed “Sounds like Sophia. Chad’s totally jealous of how close you two have gotten even though it’s just phone calls between you two”
“Really? Might make him realise what a good thing he has with her” Jensen said smirking.
Jared nodded “He’s definitely realising that. They’re gonna be married in a couple of weeks”
“Yeah, Sophia’s tired from wedding planning and working on One Tree Hill but she’s excited so I’m happy for her”
Jared nodded and glanced down at the script in his hands “I’m guessing you’re here for Dean?”
Jensen nodded “Yeah. My first for Dean”
Jared stared at him quizzically “Your first for Dean?”
Jensen blushed and said looking down “Yeah I’ve been down here in LA for nearly 2 weeks now, coming in and auditioning for… Sam actually but I guess they found you and wanna try me out as Dean”
Jared was stunned “Oh geez, now I feel bad…”
Jensen’s head popped up seeing Jared’s hurt face “No… No it’s alright. When I first read the script I wanted to be Dean but my manager wanted me to try as Sam so I did. I guess I can thank you for trying for Sam if today goes all good because I still get Dean” giving a shy smile.
Jared’s face bloomed into a huge dimpled smile. Jensen’s cock twitched and he crossed a leg over his knee, trying to stop the quick blood flow to his cock.
“I heard you’re a Texas man?”
Jensen smirked, nodding “Yeah, Richardson”
Jared bit his lip while thinking then said “That’s near Dallas right?”
“Yeah”
“Cool. I’m from San Antonio myself”
Jensen sat up grinning “Really? Guess if we get this Eric’s gonna have to subtitle the name of the show to Supernatural Texans”
Jared threw his head back laughing, slapping his leg “Good one man” looking back at Jensen grinning, his dimples deepening as his pearly white teeth flashed.
Jensen smiled and felt heat in his face as his looked down at the floor before glancing outside, feeling Jared’s eyes on him. He looked back at Jared, finding him still watching him and he started fidgeting in his seat until Jared’s watchful eyes “What? Do I got something on my face?”
“No” Jared murmured as his lips twitched, holding back a smile “It’s just…” Jared chuckled to himself, looking down rubbing his face before looking up again and saying “It’s been awhile since I’ve seen someone with freckles. I’m used to pale skin or fake tans”
Jensen’s eyes widened and his mouth shaped into an O before he blushed and rubbed his neck embarrassed “Wonders of working in the show biz… makeup and all gone” giving a small smile.
Jared laughed again, nodding and slouched in his seat, his hips lifting to get comfortable. Jensen couldn’t help noticing the hip movement and quickly looked away before Jared noticed him staring or worse… drooling.
The door across from them opened and Eric came out “Hey guys, come on in and meet the others”
Jensen stood up, watching Jared from the corner of his eye, seeing him stand and his eyes widened briefly at seeing how tall he really was. They walked in, filing past Eric who closed the door behind them.
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The door opened again awhile later and a grinning Jared and Jensen walked out shaking hands with Eric who said “Great job guys. We’ll be in touch”
They thanked Eric and walked to the elevator, stepping inside and Jared pushed the button for the lobby. Jensen stood in the corner, still grinning like a madman, thinking about how well they did the scenes together for Eric and the other executives in the room.
“How awesome was that?” Jared beamed at Jensen.
Jensen nodded “We did good man”
“Not to sound cocky but I think this is it”
“I hope so. Not that I don’t like Smallville but this script… it’s got so much potential to be an awesome show”
Jared nodded and stepped out when the doors opened “I know. I was telling Sandy that as well”
Jensen almost tripped himself and said “Sandy?” Please be a sister or a friend he thought to himself.
Jared grinned and Jensen nodded knowingly when he heard Jared say “My girlfriend. Met her when I filmed a movie last year”
“Lucky you”
“Hell yeah. What about you? Any girlfriend?”
Jensen paused near the car park where his car was and said “No, been too busy for that lately”
“Always happens when your not looking for one” Jared laughed.
Jensen smirked “That’s what they say. Guess I’ll catch you around later huh?”
“Sure. I’ll see you later. Good to meet you Jensen”
“Same to you Jared”
Jared walked away down the street and Jensen grabbed his phone and called Mac as he climbed into his car “Hey Mac”
“Tell me everything”
Jensen thought about it and caught his face looking in the rear view mirror. His had a huge smile on his face “It went great. I think I got it. We work great against one another. He’s a cool guy, now I know why everyone was on my back just to meet him” he said laughing as he started the car as he continued to talk to Mac, ready to head back to his home for one more day before heading back to the Smallville set.
Author: slash_freak_oz
Beta: amaphone & bigfish05 but any mistakes are mine.
Rating: PG - NC17
Pairing: Jensen/OMC, Jared/Jensen, Mike/Tom and Jensen/Justin.
Summary: (Set during Smallville season 4) Jensen has a night he’ll never forget, Batman took his ass cherry! Stumbling through life as a bisexual (only close friends know), he finds out that his secret TV crush (only his sister knows) will be his co-star…How will he cope?
Disclaimer: I’ve known them all since they were knee high to a grasshopper….and I’m also full of shit!! :D
A/N ~ Okay so ya'll know that this chapter took forever to do.... it's the boys FINALLY meeting *hears the crowd cheer* yeah I know bout time... stupid RL kept fucking trying to kick me down and to stay down but *gives small smile* I'm not gonna give up just yet.
It's shorter than previous chapters... I'd like to blame RL but since this is my first fanfic, I'm still learning and it was hard to write them... so I hope I did an ok job. Feedback is awesome and please comment on what you'd like to see coming up in the story! Might help me move it along LOL
Chapter 5
The phone ringing next to the bed woke Jensen, who fell out of bed when he tried to grab it from his bedside table. Groaning from the pain coming from his shoulder, he sat up and picked up answering.
“Hello…”
“Morning Jensen. Eric here, did I call at a bad time?” he said thoughtfully, though he probably heard the pain in Jensen’s voice when he answered.
“Nah it’s cool just… kinda fell out of bed” Jensen answered sheepishly.
Eric gave a short laugh and spoke “Not a morning person?”
Jensen winced a little “Not really, kinda depends on when I go to bed though, if I go to bed early enough it’s better and coffee is always awesome too”
Eric laughed again and said “Well how about you get up and get dressed or whatever you do and then grab some coffee before you come in. The only thing is I want to see you read for Dean. This other guy I have would be great for Sam and I can see you as Dean but paired up together… well that why I want you to come in and read together, how’s that sound?”
Jensen sat there astounded. He wanted Dean from the start but did many a audition for Sam and some other guy came in and took it. He grinned against the phone cradled against his ear “Sure thing. What time?”
“Eleven okay for you?”
Jensen glanced at his clock and saw it was after nine “Sure thing. See you then Eric” then hung up.
Standing up, Jensen walked out to the kitchen and started his coffee machine and went to have a shower. He could feel the thrum of excitement through his body as steam filled the bathroom. He stripped and climbed in, stepping under the spray, water cascading down his body. Rubbing shampoo through his short hair while trying to remember some of Dean’s lines. He made the shower a quick one, getting out and drying off before getting dressed in jeans and a shirt. He sat down on the edge of his bed pulling on socks before heading out to the kitchen to make his coffee.
Sitting down at the table he took long gulps of his black coffee as he pulled the script in front of himself, browsing through Dean’s lines. He had 2 more cups of coffee as he practiced Dean’s lines and gotten himself into Dean’s head before he glance at the clock noticing it was 10.30. He put his empty cup on the sink and went to get his wallet, phone, keys and script as he toed on his boots before heading out the door, locking it behind him. He got into his car, checking both ways before pulling out heading for the offices which held his previous auditions.
At a stop light, he flicked on the radio to help calm his nerves. He sighed at the songs currently playing on his favourite radio station, so he put on his CD player and started listening to Jack Johnson, his fingers tapping along with the tune against the steering wheel. His thoughts drifted from the music as traffic started moving. He wondered who the other guy he would be testing against in the audition. He smirked to himself, thinking about some of the assholes who he could be paired up with if the show got picked up. ‘There could be worse people to work with, besides I don’t have to be best friends with them’ He bit his lip hoping the guy would be at least okay to work with as he pulled into a spot out the front. He grabbed the script, while putting his keys, wallet and phone in his pockets as he got out of his car, locking it quickly before going inside. His phone rang as he entered the elevator. Pressing the floor button then his phone button he answered with a rushed “Hello”
“I haven’t heard from you in… in like forever!”
Jensen grinned hearing his sister’s exaggerated whine “Sorry Mac. Been busy doing auditions and caught up with Chris and Steve a couple of times during the week. Steve even got me singing back up on a few songs on his album, so you have to go buy it to hear my awesome voice”
Mac laughed and said “I’d still buy it even if you weren’t on there, Steve rocks. How’s the auditions going anyway?”
“I’m actually on my way into one now and guess what?”
Mac chuckled at Jensen’s excited voice “It’s your last audition? I don’t know, I hate guessing”
“I’m auditioning for Dean”
Mac’s loud screams for joy made him move his phone away from his ear. The elevator doors opened and he said “Calm down, I haven’t got it yet”
“How did this happen?”
“They found someone that suits Sam better and wanted me to test against him as Dean. Pretty sweet huh?”
“I’ll say, so who is it?” Mac’s curious voice asked.
“No idea, think I’m gonna find out in a second…” Jensen started to say as he walked around the corner and froze when he saw a tall brunette in a chair, reading what looked like a script on the other side of the room. He ducked back around the corner and muttered “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!”
“What?”
Jensen ignored his sister’s question and kept muttering as he paced back and forth “First Mike and Tom, then Sophia says I should get over it and just meet him, Chris thinks I’m a goddamn pussy and Steve just laughs at me. Does everyone want us to meet so badly?”
“WHO IS IT???” Mac voice screeched, not enjoying being ignored while Jensen goes off talking to himself, making her curiosity spark brightly within herself.
“Let’s just say I’m finally gonna meet him Mac”
Mac was unusually quiet for a moment and said “You’re finally gonna meet Jared?”
“Yep”
“So he’s obviously there to play Sam?”
“Yep”
“Jen! This is like fate or destiny or something like that”
Jensen snorted out loud at his sister’s ramblings and said “Yeah sure, whatever you say Mac”
“Ohh shush Jen. Okay, so I want you to go in there and forget about Jared, but if he talks to you be polite, I want you to focus on the script because after you nail that, which I know you will, you can get to know him then, right?”
Jensen nodded and walked to the corner, peeking around and saw Jared sitting up and stretching his long legs out in front of himself “Right, focus on acting and not Jared!” mentally chanting it in his head after saying it out loud.
“Got get the audition then you can freak out about Jared. Good luck and love you” she said “Ring me afterwards, I wanna know everything”
“Sure thing Mac, love you too” he said walking around the corner and hung up. Taking a deep breath he took a seat across from Jared and opened his script, scanning through Dean’s lines one last time.
“Hey”
Jensen froze and glanced up. Jared was leaning on his knees with the script rolled up between his hands, smiling shyly at Jensen.
“Hey”
“So where is everyone?”
“I think it’s just us”
Jared grinned sitting back in his chair “Cool. Oh I’m Jared”
Jensen nodded, giving him a small smile thinking Oh I so know who you and I so don’t want you to know that “Jensen”
Jared cocked his head to the side and stared at him for a second longer then slapped a hand to his knee “Now I know where I’ve seen you before. You work with my buddy Tom on Smallville. I didn’t get to meet you properly at Mike’s party awhile ago”
Jensen inwardly cringed and said “Really? Sorry about that, I wasn’t at my best when I crashed upstairs”
“Yeah Sophia told me about Chad. Sorry he was such an ass to you too”
Jensen waved a hand as if to say it’s cool “No worries. He’s just lucky I didn’t hit him back. Though Soph gave me the go ahead if it happens again”
Jared laughed “Sounds like Sophia. Chad’s totally jealous of how close you two have gotten even though it’s just phone calls between you two”
“Really? Might make him realise what a good thing he has with her” Jensen said smirking.
Jared nodded “He’s definitely realising that. They’re gonna be married in a couple of weeks”
“Yeah, Sophia’s tired from wedding planning and working on One Tree Hill but she’s excited so I’m happy for her”
Jared nodded and glanced down at the script in his hands “I’m guessing you’re here for Dean?”
Jensen nodded “Yeah. My first for Dean”
Jared stared at him quizzically “Your first for Dean?”
Jensen blushed and said looking down “Yeah I’ve been down here in LA for nearly 2 weeks now, coming in and auditioning for… Sam actually but I guess they found you and wanna try me out as Dean”
Jared was stunned “Oh geez, now I feel bad…”
Jensen’s head popped up seeing Jared’s hurt face “No… No it’s alright. When I first read the script I wanted to be Dean but my manager wanted me to try as Sam so I did. I guess I can thank you for trying for Sam if today goes all good because I still get Dean” giving a shy smile.
Jared’s face bloomed into a huge dimpled smile. Jensen’s cock twitched and he crossed a leg over his knee, trying to stop the quick blood flow to his cock.
“I heard you’re a Texas man?”
Jensen smirked, nodding “Yeah, Richardson”
Jared bit his lip while thinking then said “That’s near Dallas right?”
“Yeah”
“Cool. I’m from San Antonio myself”
Jensen sat up grinning “Really? Guess if we get this Eric’s gonna have to subtitle the name of the show to Supernatural Texans”
Jared threw his head back laughing, slapping his leg “Good one man” looking back at Jensen grinning, his dimples deepening as his pearly white teeth flashed.
Jensen smiled and felt heat in his face as his looked down at the floor before glancing outside, feeling Jared’s eyes on him. He looked back at Jared, finding him still watching him and he started fidgeting in his seat until Jared’s watchful eyes “What? Do I got something on my face?”
“No” Jared murmured as his lips twitched, holding back a smile “It’s just…” Jared chuckled to himself, looking down rubbing his face before looking up again and saying “It’s been awhile since I’ve seen someone with freckles. I’m used to pale skin or fake tans”
Jensen’s eyes widened and his mouth shaped into an O before he blushed and rubbed his neck embarrassed “Wonders of working in the show biz… makeup and all gone” giving a small smile.
Jared laughed again, nodding and slouched in his seat, his hips lifting to get comfortable. Jensen couldn’t help noticing the hip movement and quickly looked away before Jared noticed him staring or worse… drooling.
The door across from them opened and Eric came out “Hey guys, come on in and meet the others”
Jensen stood up, watching Jared from the corner of his eye, seeing him stand and his eyes widened briefly at seeing how tall he really was. They walked in, filing past Eric who closed the door behind them.
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The door opened again awhile later and a grinning Jared and Jensen walked out shaking hands with Eric who said “Great job guys. We’ll be in touch”
They thanked Eric and walked to the elevator, stepping inside and Jared pushed the button for the lobby. Jensen stood in the corner, still grinning like a madman, thinking about how well they did the scenes together for Eric and the other executives in the room.
“How awesome was that?” Jared beamed at Jensen.
Jensen nodded “We did good man”
“Not to sound cocky but I think this is it”
“I hope so. Not that I don’t like Smallville but this script… it’s got so much potential to be an awesome show”
Jared nodded and stepped out when the doors opened “I know. I was telling Sandy that as well”
Jensen almost tripped himself and said “Sandy?” Please be a sister or a friend he thought to himself.
Jared grinned and Jensen nodded knowingly when he heard Jared say “My girlfriend. Met her when I filmed a movie last year”
“Lucky you”
“Hell yeah. What about you? Any girlfriend?”
Jensen paused near the car park where his car was and said “No, been too busy for that lately”
“Always happens when your not looking for one” Jared laughed.
Jensen smirked “That’s what they say. Guess I’ll catch you around later huh?”
“Sure. I’ll see you later. Good to meet you Jensen”
“Same to you Jared”
Jared walked away down the street and Jensen grabbed his phone and called Mac as he climbed into his car “Hey Mac”
“Tell me everything”
Jensen thought about it and caught his face looking in the rear view mirror. His had a huge smile on his face “It went great. I think I got it. We work great against one another. He’s a cool guy, now I know why everyone was on my back just to meet him” he said laughing as he started the car as he continued to talk to Mac, ready to head back to his home for one more day before heading back to the Smallville set.