REC: Star Trek (2009)
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Improved Diplomatic Relations by helensfic (at Dreamwidth)
Kirk/Sulu/OFC
NC-17
*tentacle sex
Summary: Kirk and Sulu go back to the diplomatic attache's apartment to check out her etchings...I mean, plants.
Now, now, you all know I wouldn't post it here if it weren't a really good quality fic. Really. (And as always, feel free to skip reading these if it just ain't your thing.) Well-written, hot, and it even makes logistical sense, which hey, you can't always count in in PWP.
"Sulu! I found something you have got to see."
Sulu raises an eyebrow. It looks like Kirk's had more than three wine samples; in fact, it looks like he's had more than three full glasses. Sulu gently uncurls Kirk's arm from his shoulder and gives Kirk a firm slap on the back. "I'm fine, Captain, thanks."
"You're telling me you don't want to see a plant with a thirty-minute bloom cycle?" Kirk looks at Sulu through his eyelashes. "Because Dirandae says she's got this pretty little thing called a senna--nenna--sennanet, and she asked me... to ask you... if you wanted to go back to her room to look at it."
"No," Sulu says, crossing his arms over his chest. "First of all, you still owe me for the last time we went back to someone's room to check out their potted plants, and second of all, did I mention 'no'?"
"I didn't say the sennanet was potted."
Sulu groans and drops his face into his palm. "How long are you going to keep trying to talk me into this?"
"Under a minute."
Sulu glances through his fingers. "Really?"
"Because you're going to cave in about thirty-four seconds."
"I hate you."
"I know." Kirk gives Sulu his best shit-eating grin; Sulu sighs. "Hey, look, you really can just look at the plant if you want. Stick around for half an hour, watch the bloom cycle, come right back to the party. But nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?"
"And what are you expecting to gain?"
"Improved diplomatic relations with the Elissinar." Kirk's still got that stupid grin on his face, and Sulu sighs; he isn't going to make it all the way to thirty-four seconds, not with Kirk smiling like that.
He sighs and lets Kirk drag him off toward the door, where the aide from earlier--she's got to be Dirandae--is waiting for both of them.
"Dirandae, I'd like to officially introduce you to Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu," Kirk says. He takes one of Sulu's hands and one of Dirandae's, and sets them on top of each other--the traditional way of introducing people on Elissinar. Elissinar have a much easier time meeting multiple people at once than Terrans do; introductions took forever at the first official Terran-Elissinar gathering. "Sulu, this is Dirandae, aide to Lorend Mikaghoi."
"Very pleased to meet you," Dirandae says, batting her eyelashes at Sulu.
"Very pleased to meet you, too," Sulu agrees.
"Jim tells me you're interested in botany," Dirandae says. She traces her fingertips over the back of Sulu's hand. "Would you like to see my sennanet plant? It has a short bloom cycle, and my particular sennanet blooms in many different colors."
Kirk grins at both of them, and Sulu sighs inwardly. "I'd love to, thank you."
"Oh, wonderful! This way!"
Improved Diplomatic Relations by helensfic (at Dreamwidth)
Kirk/Sulu/OFC
NC-17
*tentacle sex
Summary: Kirk and Sulu go back to the diplomatic attache's apartment to check out her etchings...I mean, plants.
Now, now, you all know I wouldn't post it here if it weren't a really good quality fic. Really. (And as always, feel free to skip reading these if it just ain't your thing.) Well-written, hot, and it even makes logistical sense, which hey, you can't always count in in PWP.
"Sulu! I found something you have got to see."
Sulu raises an eyebrow. It looks like Kirk's had more than three wine samples; in fact, it looks like he's had more than three full glasses. Sulu gently uncurls Kirk's arm from his shoulder and gives Kirk a firm slap on the back. "I'm fine, Captain, thanks."
"You're telling me you don't want to see a plant with a thirty-minute bloom cycle?" Kirk looks at Sulu through his eyelashes. "Because Dirandae says she's got this pretty little thing called a senna--nenna--sennanet, and she asked me... to ask you... if you wanted to go back to her room to look at it."
"No," Sulu says, crossing his arms over his chest. "First of all, you still owe me for the last time we went back to someone's room to check out their potted plants, and second of all, did I mention 'no'?"
"I didn't say the sennanet was potted."
Sulu groans and drops his face into his palm. "How long are you going to keep trying to talk me into this?"
"Under a minute."
Sulu glances through his fingers. "Really?"
"Because you're going to cave in about thirty-four seconds."
"I hate you."
"I know." Kirk gives Sulu his best shit-eating grin; Sulu sighs. "Hey, look, you really can just look at the plant if you want. Stick around for half an hour, watch the bloom cycle, come right back to the party. But nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?"
"And what are you expecting to gain?"
"Improved diplomatic relations with the Elissinar." Kirk's still got that stupid grin on his face, and Sulu sighs; he isn't going to make it all the way to thirty-four seconds, not with Kirk smiling like that.
He sighs and lets Kirk drag him off toward the door, where the aide from earlier--she's got to be Dirandae--is waiting for both of them.
"Dirandae, I'd like to officially introduce you to Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu," Kirk says. He takes one of Sulu's hands and one of Dirandae's, and sets them on top of each other--the traditional way of introducing people on Elissinar. Elissinar have a much easier time meeting multiple people at once than Terrans do; introductions took forever at the first official Terran-Elissinar gathering. "Sulu, this is Dirandae, aide to Lorend Mikaghoi."
"Very pleased to meet you," Dirandae says, batting her eyelashes at Sulu.
"Very pleased to meet you, too," Sulu agrees.
"Jim tells me you're interested in botany," Dirandae says. She traces her fingertips over the back of Sulu's hand. "Would you like to see my sennanet plant? It has a short bloom cycle, and my particular sennanet blooms in many different colors."
Kirk grins at both of them, and Sulu sighs inwardly. "I'd love to, thank you."
"Oh, wonderful! This way!"