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20 years ago: I emerge from the womb, making life a little bit better for everyone.
15 Years ago: Catholic school kindergartener, listening to a Gulf War vet on the ABC carpet.
10 Years ago: I was probably comfortably situated in the tangelo tree, reading book after book.
5 years ago: Sophmore in high school, wishing it was over.
3 years ago: Senior in high school. Didn't go to class much.
1 year ago: Dating Jason and working at Starbucks.
This year: Moved in with Jason, worked at Designs to Shine, hated life, got a new job, jetpack, sweet-lookin' wife...
Yesterday: Jason and I stayed at his mom's so he could take care of the pets; played Orpheus and cuddled on a twin-size bed.
Today: Star Wars tonight, work today, perhaps Chinese food inbetween.
Tomorrow: It will be Wednesday! How I look forward to what Wednesday might bring!!
Your Future~
You first arrive in front of your new home, what does your house look like?:
Wide and ranch-style, with a lot of trees around it. If not near the beach, far out of the city.
Where do you live at?::
Who knows? North Dakota? Spain? Australia? Uruguay?
You open up the door and look in to see your walls, what color are they?::
Probably a red or orange in the living room, green in the dining room, purple in the bedroom, blue or even black in the kitchen.
You next notice your husband/wife, who is the first guy/girl you think of?::
Ryan Reynolds. I mean, Jason?
You hear something coming down the halls, your kids! How many are there and what are their names?::
Oh no! They've turned into zombies! I put bullets in all of them, weeping even as I reload the rifle.
Where do you work and what career do you have?::
In the future?! I'm mayor of a colony on the moon, of course. Or I'm Indiana Jones.
~Wandering~
You happen to come across the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror, what do you look like?::
Hey! I look good! Real good! Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Do you have any pets?::
A dog and a cat and maybe a lemur, ideally still Buster and Yuffie, but if not a big, friendly dog, probably a mutt, and an affectionate cat.
You next head to your room, does it have a theme?::
If I had my way, it'd probably look like a brothel in an Indian junkyard. But if that guy's still around, likely something more subdued, maybe with some movie posters and heavy curtains so he can play his video games in there.
You go on and come across your kid’s room, how many are there and what do they look like?::
I sit on the bed and cradle little Susie's doll, damning God for what he's done! Bless their sweet zombie bones!
You wander around your kid’s room and notice a game system of the future, what system is it?::
An X-Box which utilizes 4 dimensions. I make a note to pawn it for booze money.
Does your house have a garden or flowers/shrubbery/trees planted around it?::
Lots of sunflowers and shady trees.
~Friends~
Think of 5 of your current friends and say what careers they’re doing and what they’re like in the future
1) Kathleen: Loses part of her body in a dog-washing accident, and has to be rebuilt with robotic components. Unfortunately, she must now battle constantly for control with her emotionless metal appendages. She turns away from society, afraid of hurting those she loves, and goes on a quest into deep space to find a solution...or die trying!
2) Bri: Edits an entertainment magazine, featuring hologram movie stars and sonic musicians, a Rolling Stone for a new age! Hated and beloved in the entertainment world, she makes and breaks stars, and anybody who's anyone is in her pages.
3) Francisco y Jeff: Finally move to England/Spain/New York/wherever they want to live this week, then decide to just live in a modified airplane, which is two stories and has a ballpit. Jeff is a galaxy-famous rockstar, particularly beloved on the Mars colonies, and their relationship is growing tense, because Francisco isn't getting the recognition he deserves. Scandal erupts when the wrong tape is played at Jeff's concert, and his lip-synching is revealed! He manages to play it off as "retro". Francisco leads the lobby for the legalization of marijuana, and it passes, making him a hero to mankind.
4) Savannah: Actually decides to talk to us, and there's a joyous reunion where we all jump in a swimming pool filled with champagne. Publishes a beloved comic book.
5) Jordan: Stops getting weird diseases for awhile, then contracts space plague. Paints a mural over 1/3 of the moon, and attempts to collect admission everytime someone looks at the sky. Doesn't work out, but he's lauded by the art world, which is actually located on one of the moons of Saturn. Marries a reclusive avant garde poet who throws cats at him. Eventually manages to get hair so spikey, he requires a weapons permit for it.
Who’s your best friend in the future?::
Kathleen, or at least the part of her that isn't a SOULLESS MACHINE!
Do you live near any of your friends in the future?::
It doesn't matter, because there are teleporters.
~Technology~
What are TV’s like in the future?::
Holograms or ultra-flat screens!
What type of new inventions do they have?::
Cars that drive themselves and run off solar power, spacemobiles!
What do computers look like?::
Can be accessed with visors and fiber-optic gloves, and are about the size of a compact.
What is the Internet like?::
Controlled by a totalitarian galactic government, who monitors all information passed to citizens. Cyber-anarchists jack in and hack, fighting the good fight for the people!
~Other~
What kind of car do you drive in the future?::
I usually take the teleporter. I have a T-Pass, and I don't have to sit in the traffic on Intersteller Highway 18.
Do you live out in the country or in the city?::
In the endangered wilderness!
How is pollution?::
It's fine, how are you?
Is population still skyrocketing?::
The government has instituted mandatory birth control, and abolished religion after top scientists proved that there was a god, but he lived several sectors away and never checks his messages.
What is clothing like?::
Stellar!
Anything else interesting happened on your trip to the future?::
I met myself and caused a rift in the space time continuum. My bad.