Not a darned thing on the boob tube....

[slapcat]

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=7e544c6a0e2db05a4594f43G06122420 (wanna see me as a dancin' elf?)
http://www.pimpmynutcracker.com (cracked, wacked and oh my...)
http://www.simonsezsanta.com