Now, wait just a gosh darned minute.

[slantiness]

Why did I buy this egg nog latte?

I don't like lattes, and I don't have my sense of taste!!!!

**PROFANITIES!!!!!**

Now hold on.
Wait just a gosh darned minute.

Again.

Maybe the fact that i can't taste the evils of the coffee flavors will cancel out the fact that I don't like lattes.

CANCEL!

And maybe the caffeine will keep me alert making it easier to work on this essay!

POSITIVE!

And.....eggnog!!

POSITIVE!

*jubilant*