On a lighter note

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I have a new crush. I am now in love with singer/songwriter Nellie McKay. Not only is she totally BFF with Laurie Anderson, Cyndi Lauper, and other badass women I love, she also sings songs like "Mother of Pearl," which you can find here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU446HDtGv8&eurl=http://www.feministing.com/archives/009834.html

Lyrics:

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break
Woo-hoo
(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message

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LOLZ. I want all of her records right now. RIGHT NOW.