A Sims vignette
I love Sims. Bitchy Annabelle is playing poker, for money, with her parents and Jane's aunt Amy. And as Annabelle deals, and let me emphasize that she is 15, she says to her parents, "So, I had sex on the school bus the other day." There's a pause, and then aunt Amy goes "On the school bus, huh? That's interesting. Did it require a spatula?" And Annabelle's all "No, no spatula." Then Calla, the mom, goes, apropos of nothing, "You know what I hate? Skiers." And Joran, her husband, is like "YEAH! SKIERS! Motherfuckers." And then Annabelle takes a hundred bucks off them in poker.
At least that's what I got from the little cartoon captions of their conversation.
Meanwhile Annabelle's ten-year-old little sister is cleaning the whole house. Because no one else will do it. Oh Sims.
At least that's what I got from the little cartoon captions of their conversation.
Meanwhile Annabelle's ten-year-old little sister is cleaning the whole house. Because no one else will do it. Oh Sims.