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Click to viewOh, I'm the asshole cause I hold you accountable?
From posted coffee shop hours on your door to Yelp and Google, I'm the asshole?
"I just work here."
Okay, no management present of course too right?
NO one gonna take ownership and it's the customer's fault right?
This is why you pour coffee for minimum wage. And I gotta tip you..? I better watch you pour my espresso so you don't fucking spit in it then.
Man.
The world is soft.
Your word is bond, but not too civilians eh?
Sorry, just wanted to clear the slate. LJ, you gonna have to catch the strays here. Lol.
I need to make $.
Warren, you're a titan.
Let the normies squalor in their filth.
If you're an overweight, over the hill barista, don't get made at me. I came here to battle.
Rolex strapped and armed to the teeth, I came to conquer.
Warren.
I miss the old days. Got a problem? Point and problem gone.
Lol, what are you smoking son?
I know I know.
Lalalalala.
Hmm..
What are we doing today?
Oh yea. Car stuff after market closes. Headlight bulb went out yesterday. Oil change. Hmm...Maybe we can train and fill the tranny oil if there's enough sunlight left. I have that fresh ATF I saved for Highlander v1.
Oh man...my original Gaelic mule. Highlander 1...I miss the inline 4. It's so much easier to work on.
This v6 has this giant throttle body to remove to get to the spark plugs. I've never removed such a contraception...the freaking Youtube video is 45 minutes long. Fuckkkk. Little springs and shit too, don't lose one LOL. Uh. Maybe I should let a professional take care of this one.
I'm just a writer with some basic car skills lol. I'm not Gomer Pyle. I didnt' work at Wally's Gas Station hahaha.
Oh man, even Allan mentioned, he use to work at a gas station. They use to be full service repair and stuff. Great training for young grease monkeys.
Okay.
I feel much better.
Hmm...
Oh fortunate for you Warren, to know your powers and to be able to use them.
How many don't know and can't?
Hmm...
This is why I'm a teacher.
Educate.
Latin, educare - to draw forth.
The bring out the genius.
Look at the boy Alex raised.
Oh Alex.
My beloved puppy.
I miss you so much homie.
Omg, it's too early for tears.
...
I'm so sorry bro.
I'll avenge us Alex.
Justice.
Nothing but success and a massive messiah complex from here on out.
We were only children.
I'm so sorry Alex.
I keep a vigil for us both.
I got this.
Why are they still alive?
Why?
I got 10 rounds right here. Let's end this today, right now.
...
We can't Warren.
For Lisa bro.
Justice for Lisa.
Lisa...
Kona...
>: (
There's my pissed off warrior.
Go get 'em tiger.