Jul 19, 2012 11:47
i am watching the bachelorette for the first time ever and it is already so insane. i want 25 dudes vying for my affection but my version would be better cos i wear be wearing all purple sweat suits and getting blackout drunk (for obvious reasons).
oooh should i marry a race car driver?
did you know: i've been proposed to twice by two DIFFERENT dudes after shotgunning beers? that is 100% true.
ooh i danced out all these new feelings listening to jamiroquai, like ommmmggggg beakthrough stuff AMBIEN IS THE BEST