Making Peace With Mr. Evasive

[slain_massacre]

Hello again Mr. Evasive,
I guess you think you’re here to stay.
Hello again Mr. Evasive,
I hate you more every day.

Mr. Evasive looks at me, he tells me I’m pretty,
he’s here today but tomorrow I’m lonesome, I’m a witty pity,
Mr. Evasive is a smiling fucker,
he followed me down and we cuddled in the gutter.

Hello again Mr. Evasive,
won’t you hold my hand?
Hello again Mr. Evasive,
did you lose your wedding band?

Mr. Evasive is a charmer, he can swim.
He’s a come-again, gone-again kind of man.
Every time he says hello he makes me fall for him,
but then I hardly notice when he’s left again.

It’s “Go away Mr. Evasive,
stop contaminating my mind”
but then “Hello Mr. Evasive,
and when will you be leaving me behind,
Again?”