Don't tell them where i am.
Pssst. Over here under the bed. Yeah, slagg is hiding from the vicious college application deadlines. UW is due today and i've still gotta write an essay... but anyways, i thought about it and realized that if i don't get it turned in it's not like some agents in black suits are gonna storm into my house and abduct me or something... and then i thought about it some more... and now i'm hiding and hoping the deadlines dont find me and sink their teeth into my jugular vein.>.< They have a nasty habbit of creeping up behind your back when you're not looking.
And then there's this little beauty for the Calvin college application:
"Why are you interested in attending Calvin College and how have your religious beliefs played a part in your decision to apply? (suggested length: 200-300 words)"
Point number one: I'm only interested in applying because my parents are holding a gun to my head.
Point two: I don't wanna go to a Christian school damnit!
Right now i'm just procrastinating and hoping that some miracle will occur and a full written essay will just appear on my computer screen before the day is through.
And has anyone ever seen me wear stripes before? As in, EVER IN MY LIFE?!? Cause slagg just went out and bought this long sleeve shirt. With stripes. And now i'm staring at it wondering what i'm gonna do with it now that it's in my bloody closet. I can't just wear it and break my life-long anti-stripe thing i've got going on. it doesn't help that it's a bright colored shirt too. I mean it's REALLY gonna stand out and everyone's gonna be like, OMG, SHE'S WEARING STRIPES!!!!
but... it's pretty....
stripes.*shudders*
Do i dare procrastinate further?
Do i? Do i? DOOOOOO I????
I shouldn't.... i should log off right NOW!..... now..... now..... ok,
right now.
Ok, i'll count to ten..... 1.................................................
2................................................................
3...............................................................
4.................................................................
5................................................................
ah, what the heck, i'm logging off now.
And then there's this little beauty for the Calvin college application:
"Why are you interested in attending Calvin College and how have your religious beliefs played a part in your decision to apply? (suggested length: 200-300 words)"
Point number one: I'm only interested in applying because my parents are holding a gun to my head.
Point two: I don't wanna go to a Christian school damnit!
Right now i'm just procrastinating and hoping that some miracle will occur and a full written essay will just appear on my computer screen before the day is through.
And has anyone ever seen me wear stripes before? As in, EVER IN MY LIFE?!? Cause slagg just went out and bought this long sleeve shirt. With stripes. And now i'm staring at it wondering what i'm gonna do with it now that it's in my bloody closet. I can't just wear it and break my life-long anti-stripe thing i've got going on. it doesn't help that it's a bright colored shirt too. I mean it's REALLY gonna stand out and everyone's gonna be like, OMG, SHE'S WEARING STRIPES!!!!
but... it's pretty....
stripes.*shudders*
Do i dare procrastinate further?
Do i? Do i? DOOOOOO I????
I shouldn't.... i should log off right NOW!..... now..... now..... ok,
right now.
Ok, i'll count to ten..... 1.................................................
2................................................................
3...............................................................
4.................................................................
5................................................................
ah, what the heck, i'm logging off now.