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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In June, I sacrificed my neighbour to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I recruited the guy at the corner store as a new cultist (30 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon my enemies (65 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).
In short, I have been very good (575 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Sladentroa
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