Domesticity Meme
Domesticity Meme
( 'verse Rachel and Santana)
who is the big spoon/little spoon?
Rachel is usually the little spoon because according to Santana, Rachel doesn't meet the minimum height requirement. To which Rachel will become indigent and remind Santana that she's barely two inches taller. Santana will retort, "It's still two inches taller than you!" and consider that the end of it. But Rachel will still be irritated and refuse to touch Santana and they'll both fall asleep annoyed with each other. However, when they wake up in the morning, Santana is spooning Rachel.
who uses all the hot water in the morning?
Santana. Because she's out there every day keeping scumbags off the street and so she deserves a long hot shower in the morning if she wants.
what they order from take out?
Rachel isn't as rigorous about her veganism as she used to be; mostly because her busy schedule demands more from her diet. But when they do order take out, it's usually pizza because she's badgered a near by pizza place to use vegan friendly cheese, even though the toppings are usually Santana's choosing and decidedly not vegan friendly.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over?
Who was a bigger badass in high school.
who does most of the cleaning?
It's about equal because Rachel made a cleaning schedule and they both follow it to the best of their ability because they're both far too busy to waste the time they do have together fighting about who was supposed to clean the bathroom. (Rachel) Especially if that time could be spent having sex. (Santana)
what has a season pass in their DVR?
I can't really answer this since I don't have a TV anymore. Though for some reason, I picture Santana marathoning Judge Judy and laughing at stupid people. And then Rachel will comment that she spends all day in court, why would she want to watch a courtroom show. To which Santana will reply, because she doesn't get to tell people they're stupid in court and if someone is, she wants to be able to watch and enjoy.
who controls the netflix queue?
Rachel. Mostly because Santana never feels like watching something when it actually arrives. She's more of an instant gratification type girl.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?
It depends on who's having a worse week. If Rachel is, then she'll call and badger the landlord with statistics and information until he agrees just to make her stop. If Santana is having a bad week, then she'll call and begin listing every city or health code he's violating or has violated during their time in the building. But what really pushes him over the edge are Santana's threats, especially since they end with, "…and I'll get away with it because I am the law, asswipe."
who steals the blankets?
Rachel. For someone who claims to have above average body heat, Rachel is cold a lot at night. Santana says it's because she's actually sitting still, or lying, whatever, and that the only reason she's never cold during the day is because Rachel never stops. The constant energy is what actually keeps her warm.
who leaves their stuff around?
Santana. But it's usually work related stuff, so if Rachel gets on her case, Santana will point out that it's work and it'll be cleaned up as soon as her current trial is finished. And if Rachel won't leave her alone about it, Santana will point out that Rachel leaves scripts and music all over the place. Which is true, but everything is in a neat, orderly pile in contrast to Santana's case notes strewn all over the kitchen table.
who remembers to buy the milk?
Rachel. And it's actually almond milk. Santana doesn't really drink milk, ever since she was five and Felix told her when milk gets chunky it tastes just like cottage cheese and she ate a huge spoon full. After Santana was done throwing up, she tried to get her parents to punish Felix by making him eat the chunky milk, but, of course, by that time, her parents had thrown it out. So he just lost his video game privileges for two weeks instead.
who remembers anniversaries?
Technically Rachel is one who will bring it up first, but Santana is never caught off guard when Rachel mentions it and usually has a vague plan in her head about what they should do to celebrate because Santana knows Rachel wouldn't bring it up without a reason.
( 'verse Rachel and Santana)
who is the big spoon/little spoon?
Rachel is usually the little spoon because according to Santana, Rachel doesn't meet the minimum height requirement. To which Rachel will become indigent and remind Santana that she's barely two inches taller. Santana will retort, "It's still two inches taller than you!" and consider that the end of it. But Rachel will still be irritated and refuse to touch Santana and they'll both fall asleep annoyed with each other. However, when they wake up in the morning, Santana is spooning Rachel.
who uses all the hot water in the morning?
Santana. Because she's out there every day keeping scumbags off the street and so she deserves a long hot shower in the morning if she wants.
what they order from take out?
Rachel isn't as rigorous about her veganism as she used to be; mostly because her busy schedule demands more from her diet. But when they do order take out, it's usually pizza because she's badgered a near by pizza place to use vegan friendly cheese, even though the toppings are usually Santana's choosing and decidedly not vegan friendly.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over?
Who was a bigger badass in high school.
who does most of the cleaning?
It's about equal because Rachel made a cleaning schedule and they both follow it to the best of their ability because they're both far too busy to waste the time they do have together fighting about who was supposed to clean the bathroom. (Rachel) Especially if that time could be spent having sex. (Santana)
what has a season pass in their DVR?
I can't really answer this since I don't have a TV anymore. Though for some reason, I picture Santana marathoning Judge Judy and laughing at stupid people. And then Rachel will comment that she spends all day in court, why would she want to watch a courtroom show. To which Santana will reply, because she doesn't get to tell people they're stupid in court and if someone is, she wants to be able to watch and enjoy.
who controls the netflix queue?
Rachel. Mostly because Santana never feels like watching something when it actually arrives. She's more of an instant gratification type girl.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?
It depends on who's having a worse week. If Rachel is, then she'll call and badger the landlord with statistics and information until he agrees just to make her stop. If Santana is having a bad week, then she'll call and begin listing every city or health code he's violating or has violated during their time in the building. But what really pushes him over the edge are Santana's threats, especially since they end with, "…and I'll get away with it because I am the law, asswipe."
who steals the blankets?
Rachel. For someone who claims to have above average body heat, Rachel is cold a lot at night. Santana says it's because she's actually sitting still, or lying, whatever, and that the only reason she's never cold during the day is because Rachel never stops. The constant energy is what actually keeps her warm.
who leaves their stuff around?
Santana. But it's usually work related stuff, so if Rachel gets on her case, Santana will point out that it's work and it'll be cleaned up as soon as her current trial is finished. And if Rachel won't leave her alone about it, Santana will point out that Rachel leaves scripts and music all over the place. Which is true, but everything is in a neat, orderly pile in contrast to Santana's case notes strewn all over the kitchen table.
who remembers to buy the milk?
Rachel. And it's actually almond milk. Santana doesn't really drink milk, ever since she was five and Felix told her when milk gets chunky it tastes just like cottage cheese and she ate a huge spoon full. After Santana was done throwing up, she tried to get her parents to punish Felix by making him eat the chunky milk, but, of course, by that time, her parents had thrown it out. So he just lost his video game privileges for two weeks instead.
who remembers anniversaries?
Technically Rachel is one who will bring it up first, but Santana is never caught off guard when Rachel mentions it and usually has a vague plan in her head about what they should do to celebrate because Santana knows Rachel wouldn't bring it up without a reason.