From Twitter 04-22-2011
- 00:14:09: RT @gigglestheblood: What I've Learned From Commercials: Bitches love yogurt.
- 08:04:47: Was woke up around 3AM to the sound of The National blasting on the TV stereo with the backup sound of Soul Eater. Thanks cats.
- 08:09:46: Google's Earth Day banner is cool.My favorite part is sending the fish upstream to its death. "Go my pretty, go! Soon you will be no more!"
- 08:14:25: In celebration of Earth Day, I will remain on this planet for at least the next 24 hours. Maybe longer. You're welcome.
- 08:15:36: Good Friday? I think it's still too early to tell. #cautiouslyoptimistic
- 08:25:10: May go get haircut later today because I hear the ladies like a clean cut man and not one that looks like a stupid shaggy dog.
- 08:30:24: I keep falling asleep on my bus, which I find comforting. It bodes well for my future sleeping and staying warm as a bus bum.
- 08:31:19: It's a crazy beaufitul day outside, and of course I'll be spending most of it indoors. Thank you sense of responsibility!
- 08:50:30: In honor of Easter, I shall rise from the grave to eat the flesh of my enemies.
- 08:58:06: We're all sitting in front of internet connected computers, so why the heck are you asking me when Mother's Day is, you lazy bum?!
- 09:16:29: There's a full bottle of rum in the office freezer. Someone is bound and determined to make sure they have a Good Friday.
- 09:17:16: RT @steven_moffat: Doctor Who, 6pm, Saturday, BBC1. This may not be your last reminder.
- 09:19:36: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: No, I will not be 'hanging out' this weekend, nor will I be getting 'hammered' or hoping to get 'nailed'....you assh ...
- 09:19:48: RT @steven_moffat: For Americans: Doctor Who, Saturday, 9pm, BBCAmerica. This may not be your last reminder.
- 11:06:41: RT @pmcpodcast: New @ pmcpodcast with BRICE BECKHAM ( @bricebeckham ), Wesley from Mr. Belvedere! Please RT: http://tinyurl.com/3vsbwq7
- 13:17:03: Earlier @ mothra04 included me in a #FF with pretty awesome people. Clearly this person does not know me or hasn't read my horrible tweets.
- 13:18:59: Just got back from food I didn't have to contribute to, talking with people too cool for me, and am now further blowing off work. AWESOME!
- 13:47:40: I'm told I'm a friendly person, but I'm too close to them to believe their opinion, like how a mom is supposed to say you aren't butt ugly
- 14:03:04: I think I'm done w/ Girl Talk for a while.Someone wanna send me random musician/s I'll say I hate and thus hate you by association?
- 14:08:22: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply
- 18:39:45: Just getting home from a trip to the barber.Wait.No one calls them barbers anymore.Either way,I paid a non-barber to butcher my hair.YA!
- 18:45:35: Helped a guy walking up to my apartment with one of his huge bags.That was probably the hardest mile I've had to walk in a while #outofshape
- 22:49:34: Failure is not an option. So clearly trying is right out!
- 22:53:04: There's a bottle of tequila in the freezer calling my name. Unfortunately I can't hear it past the sound of my jugging from this rum bottle
- 22:54:46: Sadly I kid about the rum.And while I'd love to go nurse a full bottle of tequila,I have plans tomorrow that being hungover wouldn't improve
- 22:55:53: Let's crank up Netflix and live tweet something. Who's game? I'll start looking for a shitty movie. I hear 50cent and FatKilmer made one.
- 22:59:30: I can think of at least three things I should be doing. Sitting in a silent dark room is not one of those three.
- 23:00:43: Oh my phone is quacking at me. Time to take my crazy pills.
- 23:02:15: I'm kind of scared to turn on the TV computer to watch something since it insisted on waking me up at 3AM because it wouldn't go to sleep.
- 23:05:09: It's getting near midnight. I should probably make myself dinner #livingalone
- 23:06:56: My dinner options are mac n cheese and brown rice. What say you Twitter? Well yes, I do believe both could be on the menu as well.
- 23:15:52: Damn it! Someone quoted the "Simpson's softball" song earlier this week and now it won't stop playing and I don't have it to watch. GRRR!!!
- 23:24:59: We're talking softball, from Maine to San Diego. Talking softball, Mattingly and Conseco.
- 23:26:39: Ken Griffey’s grotesquely swollen jaw, Steve Sax and his run in with the law. We're talking Homer. Ozzy and the Straw
- 23:33:04: I decided since no one jumped at the opportunity to watch horrible movies with me, that I'll instead shoot fake people from around the world
- 23:35:21: This haircut is itching me like crazy.I should have showered hours ago.And did my laundry.And fed myself.OK,so I'm a little irresponsible
- 23:44:39: My apartment floor is covered in cat vomit. I don't know what kind of parties they're having while I'm at work, but I'm getting jealous.
- 23:58:46: I'm surrounded by cats that are either sleeping or grooming. I suddenly feel very dirty and sleepy.
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