Snickle Frickentush

Oct 25, 2008 10:39

A meme taken from my BIL vaxhacker

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
  1. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
  2. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. and post it to your blog.
  3. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-
  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle j = doofus s = snooty b = doombah k = funky t = tootsie c = goober l = boobie u = dipsy d = cheesey m = sleezy v = sneezy e = crusty n = sloopy w = liver f = greasy o = fluffy x = skippy g = dumbo p = stinky y = dinky h = farcus q = slimy z = zippy i = dorky r = dorfus
  2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin j = monkey s = lickin b = feather k = flippin t = snickle c = batty l = fricken u = chuckle d = burger m = bubble v = pickle e = chicken n = rhino w = hubble f = barffy o = potty x = dingle g = lizard p = hamster y = gorilla h = waffle q = buckle z = girdle i = farkle r = gizzard
  3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt j = honker s = fanny b = boob k = head t = sniffer c = face l = tush u = sprinkles d = nose m = chunks v = frack e = hump n = dunkin w = squirt f = breath o = brains x = humperdinck g = pants p = biscuits y = hiney h = shorts q = toes z = juice i = lips r = doodle

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day

My fam had a ball with these, comparing all their family and friends names. My wife (Zippy) figured out she went from being a Farkletush to a Frickentush when she got married.

meme, family

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