A meme taken from my BIL
vaxhacker Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
- Follow the instructions to find your new name.
- Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. and post it to your blog.
- Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
- Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle j = doofus s = snooty b = doombah k = funky t = tootsie c = goober l = boobie u = dipsy d = cheesey m = sleezy v = sneezy e = crusty n = sloopy w = liver f = greasy o = fluffy x = skippy g = dumbo p = stinky y = dinky h = farcus q = slimy z = zippy i = dorky r = dorfus
- Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin j = monkey s = lickin b = feather k = flippin t = snickle c = batty l = fricken u = chuckle d = burger m = bubble v = pickle e = chicken n = rhino w = hubble f = barffy o = potty x = dingle g = lizard p = hamster y = gorilla h = waffle q = buckle z = girdle i = farkle r = gizzard
- Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt j = honker s = fanny b = boob k = head t = sniffer c = face l = tush u = sprinkles d = nose m = chunks v = frack e = hump n = dunkin w = squirt f = breath o = brains x = humperdinck g = pants p = biscuits y = hiney h = shorts q = toes z = juice i = lips r = doodle
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day
My fam had a ball with these, comparing all their family and friends names. My wife (Zippy) figured out she went from being a Farkletush to a Frickentush when she got married.