Dear Asshole That Robbed My Apartment...
...i will find you.
mark my words.
and when i do, first i will slice off your eyelids using the broken glass you left on my dresser so i can rest assured that you have a front row seat to witness everything I do to you.
then, i will force feed you the 150 dollars in coins you stole, until the nickel poisoning starts to kick in.
then i will asphyxiate you with the charger cord from the stolen laptop, making sure to loosen it every now and then so you can get enough air to curse my name.
i will slowly and painfully cut off all your appendages into tiny pieces and stuff the spare parts into the bookbag you took from me, making sure to do it very slowly making sure you are still alive to witness the repercussions of your actions. Of course, i will keep your tongue in tact just long enough for your to finish eating your own freshly dislodged fingers and toes.
Finally, i will rape you, or at least what is left of you. i will violate you in ways that you couldn't possibly fathom. No only will i use the more uncomfortable traditional holes, i will cut new ones in your throat, bellybutton, and eye sockets, making sure to clean off all the blood first because you dont deserve any lubrication. Oh, and by the way, i'm not going to soil my own member with your filthy stump of a body. i'm going to rape you using a broken off, splintery broom handle with pictures of your loved ones glued on to it.
Of course, i will leave you alive, but as a violated stump with no tongue, arms or legs you no longer pose a threat to society and will have nothing to occupy your time except long hours of praying to whatever God has done this to you and pondering your regrets of how your actions and the choices you have made are only continuing to pick the bleeding scab on society and further my belief that the human race is ultimately shit.
...unfortunately, this will never actually happen...but its fun to think about.
Douche.
mark my words.
and when i do, first i will slice off your eyelids using the broken glass you left on my dresser so i can rest assured that you have a front row seat to witness everything I do to you.
then, i will force feed you the 150 dollars in coins you stole, until the nickel poisoning starts to kick in.
then i will asphyxiate you with the charger cord from the stolen laptop, making sure to loosen it every now and then so you can get enough air to curse my name.
i will slowly and painfully cut off all your appendages into tiny pieces and stuff the spare parts into the bookbag you took from me, making sure to do it very slowly making sure you are still alive to witness the repercussions of your actions. Of course, i will keep your tongue in tact just long enough for your to finish eating your own freshly dislodged fingers and toes.
Finally, i will rape you, or at least what is left of you. i will violate you in ways that you couldn't possibly fathom. No only will i use the more uncomfortable traditional holes, i will cut new ones in your throat, bellybutton, and eye sockets, making sure to clean off all the blood first because you dont deserve any lubrication. Oh, and by the way, i'm not going to soil my own member with your filthy stump of a body. i'm going to rape you using a broken off, splintery broom handle with pictures of your loved ones glued on to it.
Of course, i will leave you alive, but as a violated stump with no tongue, arms or legs you no longer pose a threat to society and will have nothing to occupy your time except long hours of praying to whatever God has done this to you and pondering your regrets of how your actions and the choices you have made are only continuing to pick the bleeding scab on society and further my belief that the human race is ultimately shit.
...unfortunately, this will never actually happen...but its fun to think about.
Douche.