CHEPTER SEX
coz wat pail did was so meen an nick rushd after him bt bcuz of hs giant bum he culn't keap up os he cot a cab but the cabbie was drunk n heran over a goat and the coat turnd out 2 b alxx reencarn8ed soo bb rushd over 2 the boat and cried "NOOOOOOOOO HOW COUL I LOOSE U 2X IN 1DAY/???//// O CREWL F8!" n nck cauuuuut up fineally an tryed 2 cunsoul bobbb & he sayd don't wory bb there r plentys of fishs in the see i mean goatse in the see and nick ran his fingres thru bobo's beared whil he cryed abotu alexxx but wile he wuz doin this he didnt sea brayn ferry sneakn up on them cause he was a wampire n he was ~secrit vaompire luverzz~ w/inn crutis but befor he culd sink he shiney tteeth in2 bobo's inviting neck he wuz atacked bi brayn eno omg he was like "NO BRAIN U HAV HURT 2 MANY PPL W/UR VAMPYR LIEZ I COMAND U 2 LEAV THIS HOTTTT PEICE OF ASS ALONE" but brain was like "NOFUCK OF AN D GO BAK 2 PRODUCING THAT LAME B& COSPLAY OR W/E" so brayn eno took his glistineng bnald hed in his hands & ucscrewed it 2 revel a GIANT MECHANICAL BRIAN!!!1111111 it was like that guy from teenage mutant ninja turtles with the brain stomach, bob thought! ao brayn and brain gott into an epik batle of vampirisms vs brians and while they fougt nick + bob ttly maed out!!!!1! nick was all BAWB UR BERD