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OMG OMG OMG!!! MY iFelt iPad Case HAS 51 HEARTS ON RAVELRY!!! AND NOW HAS 4 PROJECTS. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! YAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!! I was pretty much convinced this project was a dud. THANK YOU FATHER'S DAY!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! It's the only pattern I have listed on Ravelry! This is a BIG WIN FOR SARAH!!!
In other news, Frank's umbrella exploded in the most hilarious fashion while we were walking back from dinner. It broke earlier today and the umbrella wouldn't go into compact mode, the rod insisted on being extended. So both of us were abusing it on the walk back to the hotel. I handed it back to Frank after being more or less displeased with my ability to fix it. As I turned away from Frank, he went to open the parasol and it EXPLODED. Like, the top popped off the rod, springs when flying, and the whole thing just went all over the street. We were laughing so hard. I took pictures. It was the most tragically funny thing to happen all day.
A new boat moved into the harbor today! It was thrilling. A little red tug boat was pushing it all around the bay. Okay, it was a HUGE tug boat. But it was red. And it did push the barge ship thing all around the bay. I took grainy "CLOSE UP" photos with the iPhone. I don't know where my camera camera is. In a box somewhere in Rhode Island, I hope, preferably with all the other things I own... and preferably in a place that the moving people can find and recover all our things for when we move into our final home.
I saw a squirrel today. It had a HUGE NUT in its mouth and was very close to my face, so logically I go for the camera/iPhone. The little ****er ran up a tree and onto the roof of a house. No picture. :( But I did take a picture of myself, which is equally as awesome as a photo of a FAT SQUIRREL with CHUBBY NUT CHEEKS in a TREE. I sent the photo to Mom. I'm sure it's being printed and mounted on a wall somewhere, possibly at Mom's house... possibly at my secret stalker's cave...
Frank is running around the hotel room in frantic silence. It's very entertaining. Occasionally he makes these noises like he's pushing buttons on a telephone. Except we all know that telephones don't have buttons anymore. They have screens. And some day, they will have haptics. But never again will they have buttons. It is a sad day for the telephone. And I'm pretty sure when they moved away from rotary, someone somewhere pooped a walrus[1].
I think my cat has cabin fever. He is running around the room like a little banshee. He fits under the bed and all the chairs and ottomans in this hotel --- BOONE! So some times he goes racing under the bed and everything and then leaps on the bed and does wheelbarrow around the mattress. It's cute and funny and if you are in his path you get hurt --- clawed and/or bitten or, in my case, hair pulled out. Kitteh has vengeances.
Well, Mitsubishi[2]. I should go.
K.Thx.Bye.
[1] I did a Google Image Search for "pooped a walrus". It was my first result... BWAHAHAHAHA
[2] Hey Ruth! You will totally get this one once you remember that one time at the fair that we watched that one comedian... :P
In other news, Frank's umbrella exploded in the most hilarious fashion while we were walking back from dinner. It broke earlier today and the umbrella wouldn't go into compact mode, the rod insisted on being extended. So both of us were abusing it on the walk back to the hotel. I handed it back to Frank after being more or less displeased with my ability to fix it. As I turned away from Frank, he went to open the parasol and it EXPLODED. Like, the top popped off the rod, springs when flying, and the whole thing just went all over the street. We were laughing so hard. I took pictures. It was the most tragically funny thing to happen all day.
A new boat moved into the harbor today! It was thrilling. A little red tug boat was pushing it all around the bay. Okay, it was a HUGE tug boat. But it was red. And it did push the barge ship thing all around the bay. I took grainy "CLOSE UP" photos with the iPhone. I don't know where my camera camera is. In a box somewhere in Rhode Island, I hope, preferably with all the other things I own... and preferably in a place that the moving people can find and recover all our things for when we move into our final home.
I saw a squirrel today. It had a HUGE NUT in its mouth and was very close to my face, so logically I go for the camera/iPhone. The little ****er ran up a tree and onto the roof of a house. No picture. :( But I did take a picture of myself, which is equally as awesome as a photo of a FAT SQUIRREL with CHUBBY NUT CHEEKS in a TREE. I sent the photo to Mom. I'm sure it's being printed and mounted on a wall somewhere, possibly at Mom's house... possibly at my secret stalker's cave...
Frank is running around the hotel room in frantic silence. It's very entertaining. Occasionally he makes these noises like he's pushing buttons on a telephone. Except we all know that telephones don't have buttons anymore. They have screens. And some day, they will have haptics. But never again will they have buttons. It is a sad day for the telephone. And I'm pretty sure when they moved away from rotary, someone somewhere pooped a walrus[1].
I think my cat has cabin fever. He is running around the room like a little banshee. He fits under the bed and all the chairs and ottomans in this hotel --- BOONE! So some times he goes racing under the bed and everything and then leaps on the bed and does wheelbarrow around the mattress. It's cute and funny and if you are in his path you get hurt --- clawed and/or bitten or, in my case, hair pulled out. Kitteh has vengeances.
Well, Mitsubishi[2]. I should go.
K.Thx.Bye.
[1] I did a Google Image Search for "pooped a walrus". It was my first result... BWAHAHAHAHA
[2] Hey Ruth! You will totally get this one once you remember that one time at the fair that we watched that one comedian... :P