IN ORDER TO BE A CLUB KID.......
OKAY.
so. as you know
i am severely obsessed with michael alig&&
james st. james, party monster, macauley culkin&
seth green in that movie.
SO.
for my sweet sixteen, i'm having a party monster themed party.
and you have to come dressed as a club kid.
since most of the people i'm inviting are, well,
not into the whole thing, only about ten
of the kids out of the sixty something people that
will be there will most likely be dressed up.
but
club kids have high cheekbones.
like models.
if not, FAKE FAKE FAKE IT.
put blush just along your cheekbones
then blend it in.
or use bronzer.
and make faces like this.
sophisticated flexilips.
BRIGHT COLORS.
NEON.
SILVER
NO GOLD.
NO DARK COLORS.
SPARKLES.
GLAMOUROUS COLORS.
it's all about
money.
success.
fame.
and glamour.
AND FUCK YOU N&&S.
I I I WAS THE ORIGINAL CLUB KID.
kay thanks, now go be the little scenesters you think you are.
and rot.
=]
now that that's out of the way.
if you have a hunchback, throw a little glitter on it honey and go out dancing.
i think i'll love you forever if someone comes to my party as
CLARA THE CAREFREE CHICKEN!
person i can mostlikely see coming as clara: blake, brian, or josh.
MAC makeup is the makeup that was used in the movie.
it's kinda expensive, but i luuuurve it<33333
and yeah.
so now,
some sex and inspiration for your enjoyment.
aw cheekbones whatsup.
aw kisses!
the caption says it all.
aw BABES
20 bucks+free sex if you can tell me which costume these are from.
club kid...uh NO!
club kid OH YES.
i'll let you make up your own caption.
james AND james.
woah woah mermaid.
miss piggy. except this one would be a very gay man.
blood feast IS love.
oh that macauley and seth.
old school club kids ARE STILL SEXY.
ughughugh michael&&richie rich. FABULOUS.
ughugh mr. st. james. the only man who can pull off wearing a purple feather boa.
woah woah now. SEX.
i swear to god i was a club kid in my past life.
maybe i'm angel reincarnated.
haha. right.
i'm just addicted to glamour =]
and i'm just wicked lame.