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Slaggitall... I can't believe this. Even tried going offline, to come back and find that... this is for real!
I'm welded to the Primus fraggin' wall ...I think.. and painted to look like STARscream! *winces* An' my head feels like slag.
*makes fist with free hand again and tries to move arm, or something.. but couldn't*
Gwah... who did this? Echo.. shifter...? He waz the last one I r'member, fragger. Insisted on drinking with me an' stuff.... but he was gettin' pretty sloshed too... or, the coneheads, yeah.... still pissed off from when I glued 'em down. Has to be... *shuts off his optics and leans his aching head against one of his intakes in resignation* Frag... these welds gotta give.. one of these cycles...
But WHY did they hafta make me look like Screamer!! Nyargh! *optics flare bright as he clenches his jaw in annoyance about not being able to move*