ASSAULT WEAPONS, Kroger, and History!
Monday
Didn't actually get to sleep last night till about 4:30 AM. I started listening to music and thinking of movie ideas that the music would go well with. Weird? Yes. But if ya know me, that's the norm. If I ever get some time I'm going to write a screenplay for a zombie movie. I'll make it a trilogy in honor of George Lucas and his wonderful trilogies. Anyway, since I managed to keep myself up till all hours of the night, waking up felt pretty crappy this morning. I was delusional for a few minutes. I kept seeing the numbers on my alarm clock spinning around. Somehow time glitched cause I would have bet my life it was 7:25 AM one second then 7:40 the next. Damn time-altering aliens from the planet Zodicon. Well I jumped out of bed and ran to work. I don't know why I ran when my car runs just fine, but I thought I needed the exercise. I kid. I drove to work, got there right on time. As I was driving to work it dawned on me that the assault weapon ban expired today! Some fully automatic weapons are now completely legal for me to own. They are also completely legal for Joe Barbee to own. Let me repeat that:
THE AMAZING, SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE, PARTIALLY PSYCHOTIC BEST FRIEND DUO CONSISTING OF JOE BARBEE AND ANTHONY BAZYDLO CAN NOW LEGALLY OWN ASSAULT WEAPONS.
Be afriad. Be very afriad. Anyway, worked from 8 AM - noon on a register. Pretty slow day, which I don't mind. Bought a newspaper on my break cause the headline caught my eye: U.S. Airways Files for Bankruptcy. That's gonna be the topic of conversation in oh.. ALL of my aviation classes for the whole week. The cool thing is I can read the article and know what they're talking about doing to remedy the situation, as well as already having knowledge on how the situation came about. Lately I've really been excited about the aviation industry cause all this damn education is apparently paying off! I understand the aviation world! It interests me! Woo Hoo for college! Anyway, I got off at noon and went home. Got showered and dressed, talked to my dad for a bit about Libby and I getting married. He's cool with it but, in typical Bill Bazydlo fashion, he's worried about our financial situation. I tried to calm him down by telling him we're not running off to Vegas for a quickie wedding and then coming home to live in a trailer and start making babies. We're not planning to get hitched till mid-2006. That gives me a year after I graduate to get a good job and find a nice place to live. Well any ol' way, I left my house a bit after 1 PM and drove to school. Parked, walked to class quickly cause the sky was kinda dark and I have no desire to walk 4 blocks in the rain. Actually I didn't walk to class, I went to the student center for a bite to eat. Ate. Read chapter 6. Went to History at 2:45 PM. Class was fun as always. Had another quiz, got a 100! Go me! Got out of class, started walking through the courtyard. There was a hobo standing on the fountain singing very loudly. The really strange thing was he had an AMAZING singing voice and was singing some great songs! Mostly oldies, which I love!! So I sat down and listened to the hobo sing his songs and earn applause from a small crowd that had gathered in the courtyard to listen to him. He was really, really good! I hope to see him again soon. I gave him a dollar. I thought it was a well-earned dollar. I wish more hobos would try to do something productive instead of stare at you and shake a cup with change in it. I would have given him more if I had more money! So that was a damn cool hobo. When I had had my fill of hobo music I came over here to the computer center to kill some time! Libby just called me, we're having dinner with her parents tonight when she gets off work. After that we're gonna watch that new show LAX! It's about the Runway Chief and the Terminal Manager competing for the spot of Airport Director or something like that. Apparently the former airport director offs himself by getting between a Boeing 747 and the runway it's about to land on.
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Wow. That's a hell of a way to go. You could jump in front of a Cessna and you'd be dead, forget a widebody jet. So that show should be good. It's on NBC at 10 PM. ALL OF YOU MUST WATCH IT OR FACE MY FIREARMIC WRATH! OK! I'm out for now! See ya folks!
Didn't actually get to sleep last night till about 4:30 AM. I started listening to music and thinking of movie ideas that the music would go well with. Weird? Yes. But if ya know me, that's the norm. If I ever get some time I'm going to write a screenplay for a zombie movie. I'll make it a trilogy in honor of George Lucas and his wonderful trilogies. Anyway, since I managed to keep myself up till all hours of the night, waking up felt pretty crappy this morning. I was delusional for a few minutes. I kept seeing the numbers on my alarm clock spinning around. Somehow time glitched cause I would have bet my life it was 7:25 AM one second then 7:40 the next. Damn time-altering aliens from the planet Zodicon. Well I jumped out of bed and ran to work. I don't know why I ran when my car runs just fine, but I thought I needed the exercise. I kid. I drove to work, got there right on time. As I was driving to work it dawned on me that the assault weapon ban expired today! Some fully automatic weapons are now completely legal for me to own. They are also completely legal for Joe Barbee to own. Let me repeat that:
THE AMAZING, SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE, PARTIALLY PSYCHOTIC BEST FRIEND DUO CONSISTING OF JOE BARBEE AND ANTHONY BAZYDLO CAN NOW LEGALLY OWN ASSAULT WEAPONS.
Be afriad. Be very afriad. Anyway, worked from 8 AM - noon on a register. Pretty slow day, which I don't mind. Bought a newspaper on my break cause the headline caught my eye: U.S. Airways Files for Bankruptcy. That's gonna be the topic of conversation in oh.. ALL of my aviation classes for the whole week. The cool thing is I can read the article and know what they're talking about doing to remedy the situation, as well as already having knowledge on how the situation came about. Lately I've really been excited about the aviation industry cause all this damn education is apparently paying off! I understand the aviation world! It interests me! Woo Hoo for college! Anyway, I got off at noon and went home. Got showered and dressed, talked to my dad for a bit about Libby and I getting married. He's cool with it but, in typical Bill Bazydlo fashion, he's worried about our financial situation. I tried to calm him down by telling him we're not running off to Vegas for a quickie wedding and then coming home to live in a trailer and start making babies. We're not planning to get hitched till mid-2006. That gives me a year after I graduate to get a good job and find a nice place to live. Well any ol' way, I left my house a bit after 1 PM and drove to school. Parked, walked to class quickly cause the sky was kinda dark and I have no desire to walk 4 blocks in the rain. Actually I didn't walk to class, I went to the student center for a bite to eat. Ate. Read chapter 6. Went to History at 2:45 PM. Class was fun as always. Had another quiz, got a 100! Go me! Got out of class, started walking through the courtyard. There was a hobo standing on the fountain singing very loudly. The really strange thing was he had an AMAZING singing voice and was singing some great songs! Mostly oldies, which I love!! So I sat down and listened to the hobo sing his songs and earn applause from a small crowd that had gathered in the courtyard to listen to him. He was really, really good! I hope to see him again soon. I gave him a dollar. I thought it was a well-earned dollar. I wish more hobos would try to do something productive instead of stare at you and shake a cup with change in it. I would have given him more if I had more money! So that was a damn cool hobo. When I had had my fill of hobo music I came over here to the computer center to kill some time! Libby just called me, we're having dinner with her parents tonight when she gets off work. After that we're gonna watch that new show LAX! It's about the Runway Chief and the Terminal Manager competing for the spot of Airport Director or something like that. Apparently the former airport director offs himself by getting between a Boeing 747 and the runway it's about to land on.
.....
Wow. That's a hell of a way to go. You could jump in front of a Cessna and you'd be dead, forget a widebody jet. So that show should be good. It's on NBC at 10 PM. ALL OF YOU MUST WATCH IT OR FACE MY FIREARMIC WRATH! OK! I'm out for now! See ya folks!