Twilight - The Movie
No, I haven't seen it. Though I may - it can't possibly be any worse than the book (in fact, I think this is going to be one of the cases where the movie's better). I just don't want to see it today.
Mom: I'm thinking we'll go see Twilight.*
* Because I never have any say in these things.
Me: I hope you like hordes of teenage girls who don't know better and deluded older women who do know better, but believe it anyway.
Mom: I can handle that.
Me: Can you handle squealing?
Mom: ... squealing?
Me: Yeah, squealing. Remember when you took me to that Backstreet Boys concert when I was little?
Mom: ... the movie's that good?
Me: No. The fans are just that obsessed.
Of course, now I'm tempted to go just to see what kind of zoo the movie theaters may or may not be.
Mom: I'm thinking we'll go see Twilight.*
* Because I never have any say in these things.
Me: I hope you like hordes of teenage girls who don't know better and deluded older women who do know better, but believe it anyway.
Mom: I can handle that.
Me: Can you handle squealing?
Mom: ... squealing?
Me: Yeah, squealing. Remember when you took me to that Backstreet Boys concert when I was little?
Mom: ... the movie's that good?
Me: No. The fans are just that obsessed.
Of course, now I'm tempted to go just to see what kind of zoo the movie theaters may or may not be.