Translation: WU May 2016 - Hey Say BEST crosstalk
This is BEST. They end up not talking about anything related to the theme again.
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Arioka: The theme is “A new member introduction once again” This is embarrassing (laugh)
Inoo: This theme is serious! (laugh)
Arioka: Right? I want to laugh over silly crosstalks like how we always do it in WU crosstalks! (laugh) I love those times!
Takaki: You do realize they are “silly” too (laugh)
Yabu: They are. They are really like just normal conversations, and when we realize it the interview had ended. Doesn’t it feel like that?
Takaki: Then since we all agree, let’s change the theme (laugh)
Hikaru: Hahaha. That’s too overbearing.
Yabu: Because we are not a group of ordinary people (laugh)
Hikaru: Then just as what Dai-chan suggested, let’s change the theme to “Silly conversations that make us laugh”? Isnt that raising the hurdle instead? (laugh)
Arioka: If this is a BEST gathering, that will be the theme. We always talk about “For such crosstalks, we should have a BEST gathering too!” but we haven’t managed to put it into reality.
Takaki: So now the topic is “Lies about having a BEST gathering” (laugh). But lets have one, really!
Yabu: Before five of us can gather together, we have to go and eat in a small group first. Isnt that even harder?
Hikaru: That’s not right! I also thought of starting this and I first invited Takaki for food. But he rejected me and said “I am on a diet now”!
Inoo: He found a good excuse (laugh)
Takaki: Nope, I was really on a diet then! It wasn’t a lie!
Arioka: Recently, it was rare that I received a phone call from Hikaru-kun. But it was really late at night so I only realized it in the morning. I don’t really receive his calls normally.
Inoo: That makes it something to be concerned about.
Arioka: Yeah. I wondered if Hikaru-kun had some troubles regarding work. So I contacted him and sad “Sorry , I think you called me yesterday?” but he replied “Ah, I was just drunk” as if he had nothing to do with what happened (laugh)
Hikaru: Such things do happen when you are in such a mood.
Yabu: So why was it Dai-chan?
Hikaru: No reason
Yabu: By any chance, Hikaru is someone who wants attention? Someone who considerably wants attention?
Inoo: We have seen a little of a new side of Hikaru (laugh)
Arioka: I am somehow happy. When he is in that kind of mood, he thinks of me…
Inoo: Yabu, actually you are thinking “Hikaru should have called me instead of Dai-chan” right? (laugh)
Yabu: No! If Hikaru calls me so late at night, I would think “What happened?!” I would have thought that he might have gotten into an accident, or got involved in something bad…
Takaki: Aren’t you worrying too much? (laugh)
Yabu: No, its because he doesn’t do that normally.
Hikaru: You all can carry the conversation up to this stage just because of one phone call from me?
Arioka: Oh yes Ino-chan! I knew it just now, you went to Chinen’s house yesterday?
Inoo: I did! With Yamada and Keito. Yuto had work so he wasn’t there.
Arioka: Why is Ino-chan joining the 7 gathering? (laugh)
Inoo: I had work with Keito that day. Then Keito received a phone call and invited me too. I didn’t have anything on that day so I just went.
Takaki: So how was it?
Inoo: We went to Yamada’s place first. Then we decided to leave and as me and Chinen left the house, somehow we just ended up going to Chinen’s house.
Yabu: Chinen brought Inoo home (laugh)
Inoo: Both of us talked till morning and Chinen made ramen for me (laugh)
Arioka: With toppings?
Inoo: Yes, there was meat on it.
Takaki: He does know how to do it.
Inoo: None of you have eaten ramen which Chinen made right?
All: No~~
Inoo: He heated up gyozas too. Instead of soy sauce, he used sweet sauce.
Takaki: Whats that, what kind of sauce?
Inoo: I don’t really remember
Hikaru: Uwah, I am really interested in that~ By the way, everyone is interested (laugh)
Inoo: It was fun, really. I don’t really eat with 7 so it is probably nice to do that once in a while.
Arioka: You attended a 7 gathering instead of BEST..
Inoo: It is still in JUMP so its fine. As for BEST gathering, it will start with Hikaru eating with Takaki. I don’t know when it will happen though.
Takaki: When did such a rule even form (laugh)
Yabu: So now we are waiting for Takaki’s diet to end
Hikaru: Its okay, it has already ended
Takaki: How did you know (laugh)
Inoo: Everyone in BEST knows. Takaki sent us photos of barbeque meat (laugh)
Yabu: Yes yes. And just now during our photoshoot, I also saw him eating fried chicken and pizza (laugh). He also drinks soy milk often.
Arioka: He drinks the soy milk to show you “I am still trying to be healthy” (laugh)
Yabu: What are you trying to fix, by drinking so much soy milk? (laugh) Okay returning to the topic, how did 7 gathering feel like? Like a fun karaoke?
Inoo: It was fun. We had hotpot.
Arioka: At a restaurant?
Inoo: Nope, at Yamada’s house. We ordered a hotpot set.
All: Ehhh~~~
Yabu: I would rather you all went to a supermarket to buy the ingredients.
Aroka: So what did they talk about?
Inoo: I wonder what… Anyway they showed me a lot of magic.
Arioka: Wait.. whose magic?
Inoo: Yamada’s. Sometimes Chinen did it too. So I pretended to be shocked. “Wowww! Awesome!” like that. (laugh)
Hikaru: So that’s their level (laugh)
Takaki: Inoo-kun, so mature (laugh)
Arioka: So it’s a hotpot and magic at home. Let us know more, Ino-chan. They will be reference for our BEST gathering (laugh)
Inoo: There was another enjoyable time other than magic!
All: What?
Inoo: We listened to Yamada playing the saxophone.
Arioka: Uwahh~ That’s so heartwarming to the max (laugh)
Yabu: That seems so homely .
Hikaru: I also play my bass outside though (laugh). How did that happen?
Inoo: He just suddenly started playing it.
Takaki: So cool, Yamada
Arioka: He provided his house too right? And the hotpot? He also showed magic? And then played the saxophone!
Yabu: Whats with him, just a popular guy! (laugh)
Hikaru: He can probably call himself the “World’s Yamada” already!
Takaki: He didn’t sing right?
Inoo: Not only yamada, but three of them were singing. They are somehow weird.
Hikaru: I don’t think you deserve to say that though (laugh)
Inoo: But it was really fun. Totally different from BEST gathering.
Yabu: What position were you when you went there? As a guest? Or as a member of BEST?
Inoo: I wasn’t conscious of that but from the start, as a guest? But seems like they often gather together after work, about 3-4 times.
Arioka: Serious~ We have to get a BEST gathering too. …..who is going to plan the location? (laugh)
Yabu: Takaki’s house.
Inoo: Yup, Takaki’s house.
Arioka: I think that’s good too.
Hikaru: We have decided on the location.
Takaki: Why my house? (bitter laugh)
Arioka: Because Takaki said he has fashionable stickers pasted at the entrance of his house. Fashionable English stickers (laugh)
Inoo: Why does that sound so girly.
Takaki: Hahaha! You all are using what I mentioned just now! (laugh)
Arioka: What is written on the stickers again? Eh, I forgot. What was it again?
Takaki: Eh? (finding it very difficult to pronounce) … KEEP SMILING. (in English)
All: Ahahaha!
Inoo: How uncool! Super uncool! (laugh)
Takaki: There are others written on it too.
Hikaru: Eh, really?
Takaki: I received them from Kiriyama (Akito), and there is a lot of English written on it. But I cannot understand anything except KEEP SMILING. (laugh)
Inoo: The uncool part is not the sticker, its Takaki! (laugh)
Arioka: Well, we will gathering at Takaki’s house where there is such a sticker, and we will keep smiling.
Takaki: I am being forced (laugh). But it is totally fine to gather at my house! Lets have BBQ?
Yabu: Eh, we can have a BBQ? At your house?
Inoo: Lets have it at the living room. Lets make the whole place smoky.
Takaki: There is a place nearby where we can have self-BBQ. After that you all can come to my house.
Hikaru: Really! Then since 7 had hotpot, BEST will have BBQ!
Takaki: There is also a room to practice dance, and there are people rehearsing there.
Arioka: Eh, are you for real?
Takaki: Really.
Inoo: Okay so BEST shall rehearse our dance after BBQ! (laugh)
Takaki: That room is sound proof so I will blow the trumpet for you guys. (laugh)
Hikaru: Then I will bring my bass and ukulele!
Inoo: I will bring the taiko drum!
Takaki: Please don’t bring it to my house. It sounds so noisy (laugh)
Arioka: We can have boxercise (boxing exercise) too, doesn’t it seem fun?
Yabu: So we have BBQ first, then a dance lesson, then trumpet and ukulele and taiko… and lastly boxercise?
Takaki: Sounds like we are going to give the neighbours a lot of trouble (laugh). I already sad, don’t do that at my house, do it somewhere else!
Arioka: That sounds really fun! 5 of us should go on a trip again too! Me and Ino-chan went to Singapore during the beginning of the year.
Takaki: Are we comedians!
Arioka: Where did you go again!
Takaki: …Guam (laugh)
Hikaru: Whats with that everyone! So fun~
Inoo: Where did Yabu go during the New Year?
Yabu: Okutama (laugh) (TN. Place in Tokyo). How about Hikaru?
Hikaru: A hotspring where I could see Mount Fuji!
Arioka: Both of you are really calm. And down to earth (laugh)
Takaki: So where did Arioka-kun go again?
Arioka, Inoo: Singapore! How about Takaki?
Takaki: Guam!
Yabu, Hikaru: ….(bitter laugh)
Yabu: Hey Takaki! Plan a trip for us~!
Takaki; Eh, me again?!
Hikaru: Takaki has an image of being used to trips. You are familiar with eating places too.
Yabu: Yeah. Like a guide book “Takaki’s way of walking” (laugh)
Arioka: Ahahaha! That is definitely Takaki. You won’t go wrong.
Inoo: If BEST has this “Takaki’s way of walking”, we are really strong right?
Takaki: Don’t put so much pressure on me. But it is fun planning a trip.
Yabu: But if you have “Hikaru’s way of walking” you definitely won’t reach your destination because he has no sense of direction (laugh)
Inoo: Seriously, that’s dangerous. Even if you key in the navigations, he brings you to a wrong place.
Hikaru: That is because it is just a coincidence that the directions in the GPS are difficult to understand!
Inoo: Then at the radio station? We always turn right after alighting from the elevator, but Hikaru always turns left, and then you will definitely ask me “Ino-chan, where is it again?” We do this every week since April last year, that is rather frequent already (laugh)
Arioka: Hikaru-kun and GPS navigations are a dangerous combination.
Takaki: Even though GPS was invented for such people (laugh)
Arioka: Let’s rent a car and go to the hot springs
Inoo: That sounds nice! There aren’t any hurdles and it is realistic to carry out (laugh)
Yabu: When everyone goes on a trip and there are two books side by side in the bookstore “Takaki’s way of walking” and “Hikaru’s way of walking”, please choose “Takaki’s way of walking” without hesitation (laugh)
Hikaru: For those who want to be adventurous, do choose “Hikaru’s way of walking”! (laugh)