~ [TRANS] WU 2004 March - Ryo & Uchi Talk ~
Uchi: Love, that is the topic we are going to talk about today… Erm, this topic, where should we start to talk from (laughs)?
Ryo: *just sits on the chair in an arrogance manner* I shall leave it to Uchi to direct today, ahh~ it feels like sitting on a ship.
Uchi: Stop it, I will be stressed like this (laughs). Hmm, because it is Ryo-chan, that’s why I won’t mind this type of arrogance.
Ryo: But, if there is a Senpai here (corrects his sitting posture and straightening his back), I will turn into another person (laughs). Both of my hands will be place on my knees obediently like this (laughs).
Uchi: Hahaha! It is indeed Ryo-chan. Did Ryo-chan behave like that when we were working with a lot of senpais at the end of last year?
Ryo: I already said I did! Because I respect them from the bottom of my heart, I will naturally behave like that (laughs)?
Uchi: That’s right! Ahh, that doesn’t seem to be the topic of love~ We really can’t talk about the backstage happenings during NEWS concert?
[Got approval from Editorial Department]
Uchi: Yay! But what we shall we talk about (laughs)?
Ryo: Uchi, start talking!
Uchi: You have been throwing the tasks at me since just now, can you please stop it (laughs).
Ryo: How should I say this, you must present your thoughts well! On the other side of these thin pages, there are thousands, ten of thousands of readers!
Uchi: I know… Why are you lecturing me all of a sudden (laughs). If that is the case, then Ryo should start the talk! I also don’t know much. During NEWS concert, you seemed to be playing pranks in secret right? Ryo-chan, talk a bit about that!
Ryo: There are 2 victims. The first one is Shige, during MC time, he said something cold, so I told him “If you dare to say those uninteresting and boring stuff again, I will really bash you up!” Of course I’m joking with him, but wanting to tease him a little, so I said it very seriously (laughs).
Uchi: Wow, I can totally visualize that scene~
Ryo: In the end, Koyama came and joined in, encouraging him “Say something cold again and Ryo will bash you up, so worker harder next time!” I heard that Shige told those words for real and felt really depressed. Actually, we were only joking (laughs) (laughs).
Uchi: Of course he will get scared! You may be joking with him, but your level of jokes are too difficult for Tokyo people to understand (laughs). If Ryo-chan told me those words, I will feel very scared too.
Ryo: That night, Shige even sent a mail to me to say “I’m really sorry about today.” I was only joking, it really shocked me that he didn’t realize that it was a joke (laughs). I even replied normally saying “Forget about it, worker harder for tomorrow’s MC!” (laughs).
Uchi: By doing that, he will think that its for real even more (laughs)!
Ryo: Shige, are you reading this column~? I was joking then~ (laughs).
Uchi: When I just joined Kanjani 8, I was very scared of Ryo-chan too.
Ryo: Is that so? My frame may be small, but my attitude is tougher than anyone else (laughs)!
Uchi: That’s right, because I experience that period before, that’s why I can handle your high level jokes now. If I was Shige, I will be scared till I cry (laughs).
Ryo: But if you want me to say, Yokoyama-kun is a notch higher than me! He is acting as the gang leader character in Kanjani 8 (laughs).
Uchi: Furthermore, Subaru-kun will crack this kind of jokes too! If Subaru-kun and Yokoyama-kun gang up, no one can take the attack for sure (laughs).
Ryo: That’s right! They will argue with each other. Once they get into the mood, no one can ever stop them (laughs).
Uchi: No matter who you are, their poison tongue comments will come at you endlessly, forcing you to beg for mercy… Their poison tongues are so evil till they make people want to cry. (laughs).
Ryo: Even now, I will get criticized very badly by them, I was trained from young till now so I got used to it (laughs).
Uchi: Your level is so high, letting Shige fall into the trap must be easy right!
Ryo: Yup, it was a breeze (laughs). And the second victim during NEWS Concert is Massu (laughs).
Uchi: That’s right!
Ryo: When Mass introduce our song, he read “All of me for you” as “All me for of me”, it was a mess (laughs).
Uchi: It is because he can’t speak English very well (laughs).
Ryo: Yup, so Yasu and I decide to use this incident to scare Massu… Uchi, continue it!
Uchi: Wait a minute, is it because you felt it was troublesome to continue talking (laughs)? Moving on, it should be you scolding him in your usual harsh tone right? I wasn’t at the scene, but I saw Massu after you two are done scolding him, it is as though he was sinking into depression, he was really depressed (laughs)! Poor thing~
Ryo: Don’t worry; it’s alright, because in the next show’s song introduction, he said it wrongly again (laughs)!
Uchi: But in the end, he finally said it smoothly, he even specially came to me and said “I said it smoothly right? I caught the right timing too right? (laughs) Ryo, speaking of pranks, there was that incident too right! “Inoki incident”!!
Ryo: Ahh! The victim of that incident is also Shige.
Uchi: During Concert’s MC, everyone have to take turn to speak right, then it was agreed that every time Shige was to imitate Inoki saying “1, 2, 3, DA!”, in the end, one day, when the turns starts, Ryo suddenly imitated Inoki (laughs).
Ryo: It felt so good (laughs).
Uchi: Shige was standing beside me, at that time he looked at me with a nervous expression “Ahh~ What should I do now!?” (laughs). Right after that moment, Ryo look at us with a very radiant smile (laughs).
Ryo: Hahaha, at that time I was wondering what he would say, I didn’t expect him to face the microphone towards the fans and shout “Yah- Yah-“ (laughs).
Uchi: Furthermore, he said it so clumsily, the audience didn’t even replied “Yay~” (laughs). When he returned to my side, he even said “Damn it~”!
[Editorial department said “That happened during the day when the media went to report on the concert right! We totally thought that was Nishikido’s usual gag performance.]
Uchi: Yup, actually that was thought up by Shige (laughs). I guess he have the toughest time in NEWS right (laughs)?
Ryo: I really appreciate Shige, I appreciate him very much!
Uchi: That’s right! If you don’t like him, you won’t try your every means to tease him.
Ryo: Tegoshi is working very hard too! “Everybody say with me, Tegoshi desu. Hai, Tegoshi desu!” *as he is saying, he puts his hand over his forehead*. Asking everyone to cooperate with him, is that good? Or should I say that everyone HAVE TO cooperate with him (laughs). I have a feeling that Tegoshi’s potential will be endless in the future (laughs).
Uchi: Wow, Tegoshi! You have to be careful! Ryo-chan says that he is expecting greatness from you, that means something bound to happen later (laughs)!
- The End -
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Enjoy~ Comments are loved!! (^_^)
Ryo: *just sits on the chair in an arrogance manner* I shall leave it to Uchi to direct today, ahh~ it feels like sitting on a ship.
Uchi: Stop it, I will be stressed like this (laughs). Hmm, because it is Ryo-chan, that’s why I won’t mind this type of arrogance.
Ryo: But, if there is a Senpai here (corrects his sitting posture and straightening his back), I will turn into another person (laughs). Both of my hands will be place on my knees obediently like this (laughs).
Uchi: Hahaha! It is indeed Ryo-chan. Did Ryo-chan behave like that when we were working with a lot of senpais at the end of last year?
Ryo: I already said I did! Because I respect them from the bottom of my heart, I will naturally behave like that (laughs)?
Uchi: That’s right! Ahh, that doesn’t seem to be the topic of love~ We really can’t talk about the backstage happenings during NEWS concert?
[Got approval from Editorial Department]
Uchi: Yay! But what we shall we talk about (laughs)?
Ryo: Uchi, start talking!
Uchi: You have been throwing the tasks at me since just now, can you please stop it (laughs).
Ryo: How should I say this, you must present your thoughts well! On the other side of these thin pages, there are thousands, ten of thousands of readers!
Uchi: I know… Why are you lecturing me all of a sudden (laughs). If that is the case, then Ryo should start the talk! I also don’t know much. During NEWS concert, you seemed to be playing pranks in secret right? Ryo-chan, talk a bit about that!
Ryo: There are 2 victims. The first one is Shige, during MC time, he said something cold, so I told him “If you dare to say those uninteresting and boring stuff again, I will really bash you up!” Of course I’m joking with him, but wanting to tease him a little, so I said it very seriously (laughs).
Uchi: Wow, I can totally visualize that scene~
Ryo: In the end, Koyama came and joined in, encouraging him “Say something cold again and Ryo will bash you up, so worker harder next time!” I heard that Shige told those words for real and felt really depressed. Actually, we were only joking (laughs) (laughs).
Uchi: Of course he will get scared! You may be joking with him, but your level of jokes are too difficult for Tokyo people to understand (laughs). If Ryo-chan told me those words, I will feel very scared too.
Ryo: That night, Shige even sent a mail to me to say “I’m really sorry about today.” I was only joking, it really shocked me that he didn’t realize that it was a joke (laughs). I even replied normally saying “Forget about it, worker harder for tomorrow’s MC!” (laughs).
Uchi: By doing that, he will think that its for real even more (laughs)!
Ryo: Shige, are you reading this column~? I was joking then~ (laughs).
Uchi: When I just joined Kanjani 8, I was very scared of Ryo-chan too.
Ryo: Is that so? My frame may be small, but my attitude is tougher than anyone else (laughs)!
Uchi: That’s right, because I experience that period before, that’s why I can handle your high level jokes now. If I was Shige, I will be scared till I cry (laughs).
Ryo: But if you want me to say, Yokoyama-kun is a notch higher than me! He is acting as the gang leader character in Kanjani 8 (laughs).
Uchi: Furthermore, Subaru-kun will crack this kind of jokes too! If Subaru-kun and Yokoyama-kun gang up, no one can take the attack for sure (laughs).
Ryo: That’s right! They will argue with each other. Once they get into the mood, no one can ever stop them (laughs).
Uchi: No matter who you are, their poison tongue comments will come at you endlessly, forcing you to beg for mercy… Their poison tongues are so evil till they make people want to cry. (laughs).
Ryo: Even now, I will get criticized very badly by them, I was trained from young till now so I got used to it (laughs).
Uchi: Your level is so high, letting Shige fall into the trap must be easy right!
Ryo: Yup, it was a breeze (laughs). And the second victim during NEWS Concert is Massu (laughs).
Uchi: That’s right!
Ryo: When Mass introduce our song, he read “All of me for you” as “All me for of me”, it was a mess (laughs).
Uchi: It is because he can’t speak English very well (laughs).
Ryo: Yup, so Yasu and I decide to use this incident to scare Massu… Uchi, continue it!
Uchi: Wait a minute, is it because you felt it was troublesome to continue talking (laughs)? Moving on, it should be you scolding him in your usual harsh tone right? I wasn’t at the scene, but I saw Massu after you two are done scolding him, it is as though he was sinking into depression, he was really depressed (laughs)! Poor thing~
Ryo: Don’t worry; it’s alright, because in the next show’s song introduction, he said it wrongly again (laughs)!
Uchi: But in the end, he finally said it smoothly, he even specially came to me and said “I said it smoothly right? I caught the right timing too right? (laughs) Ryo, speaking of pranks, there was that incident too right! “Inoki incident”!!
Ryo: Ahh! The victim of that incident is also Shige.
Uchi: During Concert’s MC, everyone have to take turn to speak right, then it was agreed that every time Shige was to imitate Inoki saying “1, 2, 3, DA!”, in the end, one day, when the turns starts, Ryo suddenly imitated Inoki (laughs).
Ryo: It felt so good (laughs).
Uchi: Shige was standing beside me, at that time he looked at me with a nervous expression “Ahh~ What should I do now!?” (laughs). Right after that moment, Ryo look at us with a very radiant smile (laughs).
Ryo: Hahaha, at that time I was wondering what he would say, I didn’t expect him to face the microphone towards the fans and shout “Yah- Yah-“ (laughs).
Uchi: Furthermore, he said it so clumsily, the audience didn’t even replied “Yay~” (laughs). When he returned to my side, he even said “Damn it~”!
[Editorial department said “That happened during the day when the media went to report on the concert right! We totally thought that was Nishikido’s usual gag performance.]
Uchi: Yup, actually that was thought up by Shige (laughs). I guess he have the toughest time in NEWS right (laughs)?
Ryo: I really appreciate Shige, I appreciate him very much!
Uchi: That’s right! If you don’t like him, you won’t try your every means to tease him.
Ryo: Tegoshi is working very hard too! “Everybody say with me, Tegoshi desu. Hai, Tegoshi desu!” *as he is saying, he puts his hand over his forehead*. Asking everyone to cooperate with him, is that good? Or should I say that everyone HAVE TO cooperate with him (laughs). I have a feeling that Tegoshi’s potential will be endless in the future (laughs).
Uchi: Wow, Tegoshi! You have to be careful! Ryo-chan says that he is expecting greatness from you, that means something bound to happen later (laughs)!
- The End -
Scans:
Enjoy~ Comments are loved!! (^_^)