Life Lessons

Sep 17, 2006 21:47

How last year prepared me for life:
I did not go to sleep on Friday night, but instead shopped, ate ice cream, drove long distances and read about the end of the world.
I was in a situation in which I could have consume alcohol, but did not, as i had not slept in 37 hours, because i realize pretending to be sober when with people you don't really like and loud noises is not fun. 
Nor is waking up 8 hours after doing so.
Military ID is gold when it comes to most social situations.
I knew the exact times for caffinating and forms to use.
Walking on scary city streets, not so scary.
I loved the gays and was thus invited to Brazil.
I highlighted during take off... and landing... and in between.
Adults loved me.
Some dorky Georgia Tech boys may have loved me too....
I avoided a frat party, and had zero regrets.
I survived a flight full of Steelers fans (the hard core kind that fly to games in Flordia)
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