Snoopy could kick your ass.
Take another look at Snoopy and you'll find why people like him. If you don't like him, you should; he could probably kick your ass.
Snoopy is a loaner, but is always there for his friends. I once saw him go down a river taking the dangerous route through a blast area. His friends had banded together, each having 4 on their rafts. They thought they were badasses too, so they follow the loan dog into the area.
BOOM
The explosion rocks all the boats, and traps Snoopy's friends on the other side of the land slide. They don't know what to do, they are all arguing amongst each other, blaming each for fools. Snoopy doesn't say a goddamn thing, he just jumps in a bulldozer and clears that shit. He doesn't stick around for praise, he doesn't even say a word. He gets in his boat, by himself, and goes down the river once again.
Later, his boat crashes. Does he give up? Fuck no! He grabs himself a stick, howls out in ferocious fury, and continues on his way. That shit don't bring him down.
This remind you of anyone? WOLVERINE! fuckers! The reason people like Snoopy even today is because he's gotta be Wolverine's long lost brother. Loaners that go off on their own, but can't help but stick with their friends when they get in a jam. Loaners that don't sit and bitch about situations, they get on the fuckin bulldozer and clear the path. Loaners that don't give a shit if their innertube pops or their metal gets ripped off their bones, they howl in primordial angst and continue on their way.
So, if you think you're too cool for Snoopy, go fuck yourself. Even if you could put a hurtin' on the Snoop, whoop-di-doo, you've kicked a dog, your mother would be proud. Then, OH SHIT! his big brother Wolverine will be coming for revenge.
Snoopy is a loaner, but is always there for his friends. I once saw him go down a river taking the dangerous route through a blast area. His friends had banded together, each having 4 on their rafts. They thought they were badasses too, so they follow the loan dog into the area.
BOOM
The explosion rocks all the boats, and traps Snoopy's friends on the other side of the land slide. They don't know what to do, they are all arguing amongst each other, blaming each for fools. Snoopy doesn't say a goddamn thing, he just jumps in a bulldozer and clears that shit. He doesn't stick around for praise, he doesn't even say a word. He gets in his boat, by himself, and goes down the river once again.
Later, his boat crashes. Does he give up? Fuck no! He grabs himself a stick, howls out in ferocious fury, and continues on his way. That shit don't bring him down.
This remind you of anyone? WOLVERINE! fuckers! The reason people like Snoopy even today is because he's gotta be Wolverine's long lost brother. Loaners that go off on their own, but can't help but stick with their friends when they get in a jam. Loaners that don't sit and bitch about situations, they get on the fuckin bulldozer and clear the path. Loaners that don't give a shit if their innertube pops or their metal gets ripped off their bones, they howl in primordial angst and continue on their way.
So, if you think you're too cool for Snoopy, go fuck yourself. Even if you could put a hurtin' on the Snoop, whoop-di-doo, you've kicked a dog, your mother would be proud. Then, OH SHIT! his big brother Wolverine will be coming for revenge.