20 things.
1.) I'm shy unless I get to know you, and then I never shut the fuck up. So if I don't talk to you, it doesn't mean that I don't like you--I'm just socially awkward.
2.) I play with my hair. It's a nervous habit, so don't point it out. I know.
3.) I'm actually more attracted to girls than guys. I rarely find men attractive, and if I weren't with my boyfrend, I'd probably be dating a girl. My ex broke me.
4.) I suffer from Didaskaleinophobia.
5.) I love it when the people I'm attracted to are assertive. I could never be a feminist. If you want to kiss me, do it. Fuck.
6.) SLEEP NO WHAT'S THAT?!?
7.) I'm agnostic. I want to believe, but it's hard.
8.) I like to sing, but I don't think I'm very good at it.
9.) No, that band is not "avant-garde", and no, I have never heard of it before, now STFU. IT SUCKS.
10.) I'm not deep--I admit it. I typically zone out during political and philosophical conversations because I do enough of that in my fucking head as it is. Life is already serious, so please, let's laugh and talk about random shit. I usually find light conversation more interesting anyways.
11.) gtfo you grammar asshat. Like I said before, I'm socially awkward. I realize that I stumble over my goddamn words. FUCK. And, because I simply cannot stress this enough--FUCK.
12.) If you couldn't already tell, I cuss. I don't care if it makes me seem unintelligent. I'm not trying to impress anyone.
13.) I like myself better naked than with clothes on. Yes, I know.
14.) I walk on my tippy-toes because I'm a freak like that.
15.) I have an extremely perverted mind. I KNO, RITE?
16.) I prefer myself without make-up, but I hate going outside without it. I guess I feel more put-together when I wear it.
17.) I'm clumsy as all hell. My legs get tangled up when I walk. I don't know how because I'm not a lanky person by any means, but it happens regardless.
18.) I'm only scared of big bugs. Little ones are usually fine.
19.) I can't look into a mirror for long periods of time because it freaks me out.
20.) I sometimes wish that I was male. I love men's clothing, and I'm more attracted to females. This could be a problem.