Brrrrrr!!!!
Holey moley its cold out. People in the Toronto office went home early today, guess its stormy as hell there. We are supposed to get it bad tonight to. Wind is picking up, its so cold instead of snow there is ice pellets flying everywhere and it kind of stings when it waps you in the face! lol Gotta love Canada! haha (c'mon March!!)
Probably getting some new computer programs for work, I called Adobe and got quotes for InDesign CS PageMaker Edition, Illustrator CS and Photoshop CS. I like getting new programs to play with! I'm currently using PageMaker 6.5 and the Corel stuff at work a lot, time to move up into newer program versions. Adobe is calling me back tomorrow regarding 4 liscences... that is if I go tomorrow. If the weather is shyt I'm staying home and working.
10 ways to get fired from work
Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?"
Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office, regardless of the temperature.
When your boss is on the phone scream "Dammit! I'm expecting a call!! Stay off the phone!!"
If your boss bumps into you, start screaming sexual harassment. Talk in great lengths about the state laws on harassment. Get the authorites involved. Threaten to sue.
Sleep with your boss's daughter. Videotape it. Pass out copies around the office. Brag about how easy she was.
Steal various office equipment (pencils, staplers, desks). Frame your boss for it.
When asked to do something start laughing hysterically. Continue this for five minutes. Calm down and say, "Oh, you were being serious?"
Loosen the bolts on the boss's chair.
Laugh loudly when he/she falls down. Play innocent.
Whenever the boss starts to tell you a story, interrupt him/her with a story of your own. Make sure the story is boring and has no point whatsoever.
Send a dozen roses to your boss's house when their spouse is home. Sign an ex-flames name on the card. Next day, ask him/her how their evening was. Be obvious.
Probably getting some new computer programs for work, I called Adobe and got quotes for InDesign CS PageMaker Edition, Illustrator CS and Photoshop CS. I like getting new programs to play with! I'm currently using PageMaker 6.5 and the Corel stuff at work a lot, time to move up into newer program versions. Adobe is calling me back tomorrow regarding 4 liscences... that is if I go tomorrow. If the weather is shyt I'm staying home and working.
10 ways to get fired from work
Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?"
Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office, regardless of the temperature.
When your boss is on the phone scream "Dammit! I'm expecting a call!! Stay off the phone!!"
If your boss bumps into you, start screaming sexual harassment. Talk in great lengths about the state laws on harassment. Get the authorites involved. Threaten to sue.
Sleep with your boss's daughter. Videotape it. Pass out copies around the office. Brag about how easy she was.
Steal various office equipment (pencils, staplers, desks). Frame your boss for it.
When asked to do something start laughing hysterically. Continue this for five minutes. Calm down and say, "Oh, you were being serious?"
Loosen the bolts on the boss's chair.
Laugh loudly when he/she falls down. Play innocent.
Whenever the boss starts to tell you a story, interrupt him/her with a story of your own. Make sure the story is boring and has no point whatsoever.
Send a dozen roses to your boss's house when their spouse is home. Sign an ex-flames name on the card. Next day, ask him/her how their evening was. Be obvious.