The dream police live inside of my head
Stomach ache. Must kill time before going out...
I heard a tiny violin playing and my front yard is suddenly on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. I am liking this new trend where I go out and get drunk every night.
Blow smoke rings after a gasoline colonoscopy.
I've realized that I don't care how I look anymore. I wear the clothes that I have that fit me comfortably, I pluck my eyebrows because it's fun. I shave the parts of my face that itch when hair grows in, I fix my hair to stick up to keep it off my forehead.
So me and Steve got drunk in a van with Sammy Hagar last sunday. Yeah. Our dicks are huge now because of it.
I'm starting to hate old people less and popup ads more.
Oop, bathroom and out.
I heard a tiny violin playing and my front yard is suddenly on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. I am liking this new trend where I go out and get drunk every night.
Blow smoke rings after a gasoline colonoscopy.
I've realized that I don't care how I look anymore. I wear the clothes that I have that fit me comfortably, I pluck my eyebrows because it's fun. I shave the parts of my face that itch when hair grows in, I fix my hair to stick up to keep it off my forehead.
So me and Steve got drunk in a van with Sammy Hagar last sunday. Yeah. Our dicks are huge now because of it.
I'm starting to hate old people less and popup ads more.
Oop, bathroom and out.