"Well, no. You're rather like an amphibian"
*gasps for breath*
Oh God, I just had the biggest laugh in a long time.
I decided to go out for supper with my best friend, M. Anyways, so we went to Chilies, and were waiting on our order. Our waiter was super cute, but that's beside the point.
So, I was commenting on how cool to the touch my friend is. Whereas my body is naturally one degree higher than a normal persons (my body temp at rest is 99), she's always cool. But she's also relatively hairless. Like no hair on her arms, doesn't have to shave more than once a year, ect. A fact I'm bitterly jealous of, because in a previous life, I'm sure I was a Yeti.
So, she was telling me that the kids that she teaches at karate tell her that she could pass for a vampire. Our waiter must have overheard us, because he pops up, and he's all like "Nah, you wouldn't be a vampire." he pointed to me and said "she could be though. she's got that lovely milky-white complexion. Paint some bloodred lips on her, and there you have it. Yup, I could see it" (I'm thinking he was trying to flirt with me, but after a 12 hour work shift, I couldn't be bothered!)
So then he looks at M, and he's like "Nope, not a vampire. But you being so cold, smooth and hairless, you'd be like an amphibean, right?" M squawked, and I do mean SQUAWKED "You think I'm like a lizard!? Jesus, I hope you already have a girlfriend, because with smoothness like that, good luck in finding someone!"
Oh God, I laughed SO hard I had such a stitch in my side. The diners must have thought I was absolutely looney. The waiter was babbling about how he didn't mean it the way it sounded, M was deciding if she should laugh or get offended, and i was HOWLING.
Awh, good times. Good times.
Oh God, I just had the biggest laugh in a long time.
I decided to go out for supper with my best friend, M. Anyways, so we went to Chilies, and were waiting on our order. Our waiter was super cute, but that's beside the point.
So, I was commenting on how cool to the touch my friend is. Whereas my body is naturally one degree higher than a normal persons (my body temp at rest is 99), she's always cool. But she's also relatively hairless. Like no hair on her arms, doesn't have to shave more than once a year, ect. A fact I'm bitterly jealous of, because in a previous life, I'm sure I was a Yeti.
So, she was telling me that the kids that she teaches at karate tell her that she could pass for a vampire. Our waiter must have overheard us, because he pops up, and he's all like "Nah, you wouldn't be a vampire." he pointed to me and said "she could be though. she's got that lovely milky-white complexion. Paint some bloodred lips on her, and there you have it. Yup, I could see it" (I'm thinking he was trying to flirt with me, but after a 12 hour work shift, I couldn't be bothered!)
So then he looks at M, and he's like "Nope, not a vampire. But you being so cold, smooth and hairless, you'd be like an amphibean, right?" M squawked, and I do mean SQUAWKED "You think I'm like a lizard!? Jesus, I hope you already have a girlfriend, because with smoothness like that, good luck in finding someone!"
Oh God, I laughed SO hard I had such a stitch in my side. The diners must have thought I was absolutely looney. The waiter was babbling about how he didn't mean it the way it sounded, M was deciding if she should laugh or get offended, and i was HOWLING.
Awh, good times. Good times.