People puke and they poop their pants.
I just decided what I originally had here was extremely insulting. Whoever read that, my bad. Apparently I was in a bitchy ranting PMSing mood. Oops. Again, sorry. Did not like it after I re-read it. The last part I kept.
Speaking of horrible personalities running rampant... ever watched Rock of Love Bus on VH1? Well, it's Bret Michaels' third attempt at finding himself a good-well-rounded-all-American-gal. And what better way to do so than with two bus loads of STD ridden tramps and trollops crisscrossing the country. PARTAY! This shit's become my new guiltly pleasure, sadly. It's a trainwreck 'round every corner. Click for all the joy. I think my favorite lines out of the whole show so far have come from Ashley at the 2:05 mark, "Get over it. People puke and they poop their pants. I did not poop my pants, but I did puke." I think I too have slurred that out while intoximicated.