Why kenny shouldn't fix things....

May 13, 2006 00:45

Me: my band thingy from the skate rink won't come off...i tried chewing it off...and the scissors are too far away
Me: *holds out arm* FIX IT!
Kenny: pulls on are really hard
Me: +_+
Kenny: did it come off?
Me: no
Kenny: brb
Me: k
Kenny: *walks past the sisors into other room comes back with a saw and sets it on ur rist*
Kenny: rdy?
Me: yes*its her right hand she doesn't need it*
Kenny: starts sawing
Kenny: after bout 5 min says i need a break and goes to grab some turkey
Me: >_O
Me: i want some!
Kenny: gives u some than goes back to drunken sawing
Me: yay!*chugs it*
Kenny: when ur hand falls off i pick it up off th graound say thanks 4 giving me a hand than puts saw on ur hip
SpikePerson2007 (12:26:59 AM): HEY!
Me: leave my hip be!
Kenny: looks at u with a drunken glaze over eyes points at the wrist band like 2 foot away from ur hip i need it off
Me: Band is off!!!
Me: *takes saw and slaps you with bloody stub*
Kenny: ouch
Me: ha
Me: *sits down to sew hand back on*
Me: now i'm sally from Nightmare ^_^ *ish happy*
Kenny: ur doing it all wrong grabs needle from u
Me: HEY!
Me: it's my hand bitch
Kenny: stabs threw ur arm into ur boob and out ur back
Me: *kicks*
Me: Bitch!
Me: i told you no!
Me: *takes needle out and finishes hand*
Kenny: laughs at u 4 doing it wrong
Me: *glares at you for not having enough blood*
Kenny: ?
Me: you don't have enough blood to have both your heads function properly at the same time
Me): thus you suck
Kenny: ? whats that got to do with u haveing a stub
Me: i don't anymore
Me: i fixed it see *holds out hand with stitches at wrist...fingures wiggle*
Kenny: rihgt
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