LOL...TONY DIES
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young SEX KITTEN named TONY. He was FAST STABBING in the SPACIOUS forest when he met SHINY OWEN, a run-away PORNSTAR from the SILVER Queen JENNIFER.
TONY could see that SHINY OWEN was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his OLD HAMTARO. SHINY OWEN was thankful for TONY's HAMTARO, so he told TONY a very HAPPY story about Queen JENNIFER's daughter LIZZY. How her mother, the SILVER Queen JENNIFER, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic KITTY, because LIZZY was so TINY.
TONY STABBED. He vowed to SHINY OWEN the PORNSTAR that he would save the TINY LIZZY. He would KILL the KITTY, and take LIZZY far away from her eveil mother, the SILVER Queen JENNIFER, and STAB her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a POPPLEWELL!!!! and SHINY OWEN the PORNSTAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTY from his story. SILVER Queen JENNIFER RAN out from behind a HAMSTER BALL and struck TONY dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a SHNARF.
THE END.
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