A/N: This takes place weeks after the finale. Derek's already out of the hospital, resting at home.
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Meredith: Der, you awake? How are you doing?
Derek: Hey Mer. I’m good.
Meredith: I keep calling the house phone but you’re not picking up. Where are you?
Derek: Sorry. I’ve been here in the Bathroom.
Meredith: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEEN IN THE BATHROOM? WHY? ARE YOU OK???
Derek: Relax Mer. I’m fine. I just got tired so I sat down for a while.
Meredith: You got tired in the bathroom? Oh God, Derek please don’t tell me you did it. I’m going to kill you!
Derek: But Mer! I was bored and it needed to be fixed. It’s just a loose screw, just a few turns with the wrench. And you love me.
Meredith: You’re recovering from a heart surgery Derek! You shouldn’t be going around fixing faucets!! I told you we’d just call a plumber for that!
Derek: Ok I get that you’re mad. But I’m really fine. Promise.
Meredith: You getting tired enough to sit in the bathroom is not fine Derek! I’m coming over.
Derek: You don’t need to do that Mer. I’m okay.
Meredith: No, I’m coming. You better still be sitting and alive in the bathroom when I get there.
Derek: Yes, dear.
Meredith: I’m hating you right now.
Derek: You love me.
Meredith: Derek…
Derek: I know. I’m sorry. I’ll be a good boy and sit here and wait for you.
Meredith: Good. Be there in a while.