20 people meme, stolen from terry.
1.Jimmy
2.Alex
3.Cory
4.Carl
5.Derrick
6.Robert (Kasner)
7.Jacob
8.Nathan
9.Brendan
10.Wendy
11.Maura
12.Shauna
13.Kevin
14.Colin
15.Terry
16.Matt
17.Luke
18.Thomas
19.Peter
20.Robert (Lewison-White)
How did you meet 13?
I'm his son. He helped create me. He raised me. He is sitting ten feet from me right now.
What would you do if you never met 5?
The same thing i do every time i meet him; I'd creep him out.
Have you ever really liked 3?
we are friendly aquaintances, but I dare say we should never be lovers, if that's what you mean. We are both men of lust, but it is a lust for women. And that lucky bastard's already got one, the over-half-german, part-japanese, part-mongolian son of a monkey.
What do you honestly think of 10?
Actually? I kind of pitty the insane old hag, but i'll never forgive her for what she did to me.
Would or did 19 and 8 go out?
NO.
If 1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know?
I always admired the savage bastard, and I'm going to loot his armory when he's dead.
would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
No, because if Maura didn't kill Alex herself, I'd kill him for dating my sister.
Describe 7 in 3 words:
nervous, jumpy, thin.
Do you think 12 is hot?
SHE'S MY FUCKING SISTER, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD. AND SHE'S BISEXUAL. AND SHE'S FAT. AND SHE'S DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO ME ON VARIOUS LEVELS OF PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGION. AND SHE IS SEVERAL YEARS MY ELDER. THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY FUCKING LEVELS. AND AS FOR YOUR QUESTION, NO. SHE IS NOT HOT.
would 1 and 17 ever go out?
No. Because one is my straight male best friend and the other is my straight male cousin.
What do you think when you see 8?
I think about the shortest little death machine i've ever seen. There's not many days you meet a four-foot tall guy that can throw a knife and pick off a rat at fifty paces, and there's not often yo meet a kid that can rip you apart with any weapon you provide him.
Tell me something humiliating about 11?
Umm... She'll never amount to anything? Hell, I dunno. There's nothing really embarassing to tell.
do you know any of 6's family members?
yeah, he has a crazy mom, a crazy dad, and an annoying little bitch of a sister that everyone hates.
What's 20's favorite color?
blue, probably.
on a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?
fourteen is my older brother, and i don;t check out guys or family members. And he's butt-ugly.
what would you do if 4 just professed their undying love for you?
I'd bitch-slap him and tell him to lay off the fucking booze.
who is 8 going out with?
nobody, because he's, like, twelve or, at most, thirteen, and goes to a catholic school.
does 2 have any siblings?
yeah, the annoying one. Erin.
would you ever date 7?
fuck no.
is 15 single?
i dunno. ask her at http://www.livejournal.com/users/celebros
what is 10's fantasy?
making her husband's life a living hell and coming out beloved by all and with a shitload of cash to boot.
where does 9 live?
wouldn't YOU like to know?
would you make out with 13?
No. Because A.He's my father, B.He's 49, C.He's a guy, D.He's married AND has an affair, and E.His beard would get in the way.
how did you meet 15?
umm.... last i recall, i was about five at the time, but she met me much earlier. I was chasing her around my yard trying to annoy and tackle her.
what grade is 17 in?
i dunno. sixth?
When was the last time you talked to 12?
Last weekend at the farmer's market.
What is 3's favorite band?
How the FUCK should i know, cocksucker?