Childcare oddities
Emma's fever continues as a result of the MMR vaccine. Not only that, she's developed a "lump" under her jaw, probably a gland swelling. Cheryl's taking her to the doctor today. Again.
In the news: Superbowl!! Bitter sweet, biggest game of the year heralds end of year. Football season, technically, is not even over, but I'm already depressed. I feel like I should hang myself in the shower for subjecting myself to "American Idol".
John Kerry: What the hell? This guy went from long faced cartoon fodder to a front runner in Iowa/New Hampshire. He's the equivalent of a democratic Arthur Fonzarelli, whacking hockey pucks and crooning to the guitar.
Electability: The new media "word". Dean screams, no electability. People pick Kerry, why? Electability. What the hell?? I can't wait to hear an interview with some pundit, "Well, Nominee X has figured out a way to pay down the deficit, defeat terrorism, captured Osama Bin Laden on the way to South Carolina, provide health care for every man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth...but you know, he talks funny; very "unpresidential"; therefore has no electability. He doesn't have a prayer".
What do you have to do to become president?? Easy, take all that campaign money, use it to find Osama, blow his brains out on Times Square, cross the street and buy a hot dog. The White House is yours.
In the news: Superbowl!! Bitter sweet, biggest game of the year heralds end of year. Football season, technically, is not even over, but I'm already depressed. I feel like I should hang myself in the shower for subjecting myself to "American Idol".
John Kerry: What the hell? This guy went from long faced cartoon fodder to a front runner in Iowa/New Hampshire. He's the equivalent of a democratic Arthur Fonzarelli, whacking hockey pucks and crooning to the guitar.
Electability: The new media "word". Dean screams, no electability. People pick Kerry, why? Electability. What the hell?? I can't wait to hear an interview with some pundit, "Well, Nominee X has figured out a way to pay down the deficit, defeat terrorism, captured Osama Bin Laden on the way to South Carolina, provide health care for every man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth...but you know, he talks funny; very "unpresidential"; therefore has no electability. He doesn't have a prayer".
What do you have to do to become president?? Easy, take all that campaign money, use it to find Osama, blow his brains out on Times Square, cross the street and buy a hot dog. The White House is yours.