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things you learn from Walker Texas Ranger:
All Texas Rangers are required to know karate and kung fu.
The Round house kick is the most effective way to disarm a criminal with a gun.
Chuck Norris is way too scruffy to have kids.
The bad guys always know where the good guys lives and gets roundhouse kicked in the face.
No one gets up from a roundhouse kick.
Bad guys are dumb.
Chuck Norris can't act worth shit.
It's much better to shoot the bad guy than let him have a trial.
On a side note:
In 38 of the 50 states, the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!"
But that wasn't the surprising part. In the the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, things were much different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'."
All Texas Rangers are required to know karate and kung fu.
The Round house kick is the most effective way to disarm a criminal with a gun.
Chuck Norris is way too scruffy to have kids.
The bad guys always know where the good guys lives and gets roundhouse kicked in the face.
No one gets up from a roundhouse kick.
Bad guys are dumb.
Chuck Norris can't act worth shit.
It's much better to shoot the bad guy than let him have a trial.
On a side note:
In 38 of the 50 states, the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!"
But that wasn't the surprising part. In the the states of North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, things were much different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'."